Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML
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Today, I opened the bathroom door without knocking and walked in on my wife’s sister (who lives with us) showering naked. Seeing her perfect, drenched body turned me on. I'm now unable to get an erection with my wife, because I can’t remember the last time her body looked like that. I feel awful. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
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TurquoiseJesus 15
must resist making the obvious Alabama joke.
Xandriajoy10 18
The worst part is that you compared your sister to your previous sexual partners...
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Comments (207)
osabear242 5
West Virginia ain't gonna be the only state. Now it's gonna be Alabama.
OtakuOfTheEast 14
Sweet home Alabama....
RA91 26
Well that's hella awkward...
tosdyke 16
...well now you can think about her when your doing one of the less desirable ones.
gracehi 33
Be gone, Satan! The power of Christ compels you! *Throws holy water on you*
FSGInsainity 15
Well, incest is wincest. And it's Alabama, so it's fine.
Crysser 2
No
shooterstb 3
How were her ****?
nameisname 12
Incest is the best so put your sister to the test. Just a joke I don't actually believe this
DarkAngelsBlade 25
You know what, all you ******* claiming incest and claiming you're grossed out by this and that oh no he compared previous nude bodies to his sisters GET THIS someone who is capable of being a ******* adult and not get ******* creeped out by seeing a family member naked IS NOT AUTOMATICALLY SOME KIND OF DEVIANT. He NEVER hinted that he wanted to have sex with her, he's DISAPPOINTED that any of the girls he's been with were subpar. Half of you being freaked out by this is most likely someone who has thought about it, desired it, or have seen your fair share of family nude. There's nothing wrong with accidents like this, there's nothing wrong with seeing a naked body, there's nothing wrong with that naked body being related. What's wrong is sitting there and drooling over a naked body and fantasizing about it without permission, which he did or didn't do, no clue. Point is, all of you are children. None of you saying this shit as a mature person, none of you can comprehend that a naked body is a naked body and that even if there are initial reactions or thoughts it's biologically fueled. Do you think animals care all that much about relations? Exactly, they usually don't care. Humans are animals? Instinct says you find something attractive, you can't help it. That's how attraction works, it's usually and mostly involuntary. Least he's mature enough not to be freaked out by this accident.
sturschaedel 27
Actually, I think most of those freaking out have NOT seen plenty of family nude and have been raised with the misconception that a naked body can only happen in a sexual context. Where I live, going on family holiday on nude beaches is pretty common and nobody is freaking out over nudity, within the family OR with total strangers. You kinda just stop gawking at an age where sexuality is many years from impacting on your mind.
Youtube_Troll 12
Naked bodies are only supposed to be seen before sexual contact. You should never see people outside you family naked unless you are about to have sex. You have bad parents if you went to nude beaches when you were under 18
ham_spam 17
I agree with the rest of what your saying but if all someone is doing is fantisising with their own brain you don't need permission it's only in your brain it's not like everytime they fanticise they are actually doing it it's only in their own personal thoughts no need to creep someone out I'm not saying that incest is or isn't wrong cause that's an opinion and I don't want this to be misunderstood or misconstrued as something like that
SoBeSatan 22
TLDR
HeartnSoul4ever 7
Rage much?
BrotherPhil 35
Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
Mathalamus 25
Well, that's a little disturbing, but we all saw disturbing shit. And your thoughts are just that. Thoughts. If you act on it, that's bad, legally speaking.
scrollingthru 10
He did say she looked 10 times better, not that she was "hotter" his terminology put me at ease regarding whether or not he was sexually attracted to his sister. If he was, in today's culture he would have referred to her as something like "hotter" or a similar description. But "better looking" doesn't even slightly hint that he is now sexually attracted to her.
DraconicFeline 31
...Even if he did use the term "hotter", why would that matter? You can acknowledge that someone is attractive without you yourself being attracted to that person. It's not like he was deliberately checking her out.