By notsoproudfather - 01/02/2016 15:54 - India - Pune

Today, I walked in on my son's new habit. Sticking his finger up his ass, farting on it, and smelling it. Apparently, the scent is the purest then. FML
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A07 48

A good way to discourage him would be to spray chilli sauce on his hand when he's not looking, then sit back and enjoy the ensuring shitstorm.

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A07 48

How old is your son exactly?

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A07 48

How old is your son exactly?

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ThatLastKid 21
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Both top comment spots. I haven't seen that before.

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A07 48

31 search "herpes" on fml, and read the fml about the yeast infection

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Psycocharger 19

That's... Different. FYL OP

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A07 48

A good way to discourage him would be to spray chilli sauce on his hand when he's not looking, then sit back and enjoy the ensuring shitstorm.

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supr_sexy 9
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that's evil... . . . but funny.

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psychopolarbear 28

You need to calm down, Satan.

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lone_ninja 16

Hehe... Puns.

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Silver7827 14
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How do you "not notice" someone doing something to your hand?

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toasted1 13
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that might be criminal.... plausible borderline Child Abuse even.....remember, if you wouldn't want it done to you.

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sureshadow 23
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You do it to someone else.

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Randomouse 11
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That's some shitty habit..

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Ramb0 20
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what a shitty pun

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ismedrage 17
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How dare you, we cant have puns on a comedy app!!!

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JKPwnage 26
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And there it is

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vonvaski 18
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Purity is a rarity

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SK8WITME 19
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I don't care if I'm getting down voted for being negative here but that's fucking disgusting

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kafka13 9
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i agree, that made me sick

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Icefire9461 7
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as he gets +50 votes lol but I'm with you!

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hayleyb2492 8
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this made me LOL

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WretchedOwls 11

Well.. you know what fat bastard said everybody likes their own brand.

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firefighter925 18
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Actually if he could get something up to his colon, that's the purest form.

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anyagrande 31
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What the fuck did i just read

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