By notsoproudfather - 01/02/2016 15:54 - India - Pune

Today, I walked in on my son's new habit. Sticking his finger up his ass, farting on it, and smelling it. Apparently, the scent is the purest then. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 942
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A good way to discourage him would be to spray chilli sauce on his hand when he's not looking, then sit back and enjoy the ensuring shitstorm.

How old is your son exactly?

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How old is your son exactly?

Both top comment spots. I haven't seen that before.

31 search "herpes" on fml, and read the fml about the yeast infection

That's... Different. FYL OP

A good way to discourage him would be to spray chilli sauce on his hand when he's not looking, then sit back and enjoy the ensuring shitstorm.

that's evil... . . . but funny.

You need to calm down, Satan.

Hehe... Puns.

How do you "not notice" someone doing something to your hand?

that might be criminal.... plausible borderline Child Abuse even.....remember, if you wouldn't want it done to you.

You do it to someone else.

That's some shitty habit..

what a shitty pun

How dare you, we cant have puns on a comedy app!!!

And there it is

Purity is a rarity

I don't care if I'm getting down voted for being negative here but that's fucking disgusting

i agree, that made me sick

as he gets +50 votes lol but I'm with you!

this made me LOL

Well.. you know what fat bastard said everybody likes their own brand.

Actually if he could get something up to his colon, that's the purest form.

What the fuck did i just read