FML : Today, I walked in on my son's new habit. Sticking his finger up his ass, farting on it, and smelling it. Apparently, the scent is the purest then. FML

Today, I walked in on my son's new habit. Sticking his finger up his ass, farting on it, and smelling it. Apparently, the scent is the purest then. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By notsoproudfather / Monday 1 February 2016 15:54 / India - Pune

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By A07 | 47

#6526025 - Monday 1 February 2016 19:42

A good way to discourage him would be to spray chilli sauce on his hand when he's not looking, then sit back and enjoy the ensuring shitstorm.

By A07 | 47

#6526022 - Monday 1 February 2016 19:41

How old is your son exactly?

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By A07 | 47

#6526022 - Monday 1 February 2016 19:41

How old is your son exactly?

ThatLastKid | 21

#6526112 - Monday 1 February 2016 21:29

Both top comment spots. I haven't seen that before.

A07 | 47

#6526122 - Monday 1 February 2016 21:53

31 search "herpes" on fml, and read the fml about the yeast infection

By Psycocharger | 19

#6526024 - Monday 1 February 2016 19:41

That's... Different. FYL OP

By A07 | 47

#6526025 - Monday 1 February 2016 19:42

A good way to discourage him would be to spray chilli sauce on his hand when he's not looking, then sit back and enjoy the ensuring shitstorm.

supr_sexy | 9

#6526041 - Monday 1 February 2016 19:52

that's evil...
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.
.
but funny.

psychopolarbear | 28

#6526048 - Monday 1 February 2016 19:56

You need to calm down, Satan.

lone_ninja | 16

#6526339 - Tuesday 2 February 2016 4:15

Hehe... Puns.

Silver7827 | 14

#6526356 - Tuesday 2 February 2016 4:47

How do you "not notice" someone doing something to your hand?

toasted1 | 13

#6526503 - Tuesday 2 February 2016 9:33

that might be criminal.... plausible borderline Child Abuse even.....remember, if you wouldn't want it done to you.

sureshadow | 23

#6526857 - Tuesday 2 February 2016 20:31

You do it to someone else.

By Randomouse | 11

#6526026 - Monday 1 February 2016 19:42

That's some shitty habit..

Ramb0 | 20

#6526064 - Monday 1 February 2016 20:12

what a shitty pun

ismedrage | 17

#6526268 - Tuesday 2 February 2016 1:14

How dare you, we cant have puns on a comedy app!!!

JKPwnage | 25

#6526279 - Tuesday 2 February 2016 1:29

And there it is

By vonvaski | 18

#6526027 - Monday 1 February 2016 19:42

Purity is a rarity

By SK8WITME | 19

#6526028 - Monday 1 February 2016 19:44

I don't care if I'm getting down voted for being negative here but that's fucking disgusting

kafka13 | 9

#6526040 - Monday 1 February 2016 19:51

i agree, that made me sick

Icefire9461 | 7

#6526223 - Tuesday 2 February 2016 0:03

as he gets +50 votes lol but I'm with you!

By hayleyb2492 | 8

#6526029 - Monday 1 February 2016 19:44

this made me LOL

By WretchedOwls | 11

#6526030 - Monday 1 February 2016 19:44

Well.. you know what fat bastard said everybody likes their own brand.

By firefighter925 | 18

#6526032 - Monday 1 February 2016 19:46

Actually if he could get something up to his colon, that's the purest form.

By anyagrande | 31

#6526034 - Monday 1 February 2016 19:46

What the fuck did i just read

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