Today, I walked in on my son's new habit. Sticking his finger up his ass, farting on it, and smelling it. Apparently, the scent is the purest then. FML
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A07
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A good way to discourage him would be to spray chilli sauce on his hand when he's not looking, then sit back and enjoy the ensuring shitstorm.
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A07
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How old is your son exactly?
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A07
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How old is your son exactly?
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ThatLastKid
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Both top comment spots. I haven't seen that before.
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A07
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31 search "herpes" on fml, and read the fml about the yeast infection
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Psycocharger
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That's... Different. FYL OP
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A07
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A good way to discourage him would be to spray chilli sauce on his hand when he's not looking, then sit back and enjoy the ensuring shitstorm.
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supr_sexy
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that's evil...
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but funny.
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but funny.
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psychopolarbear
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You need to calm down, Satan.
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lone_ninja
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Hehe... Puns.
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Silver7827
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How do you "not notice" someone doing something to your hand?
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toasted1
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that might be criminal.... plausible borderline Child Abuse even.....remember, if you wouldn't want it done to you.
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sureshadow
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You do it to someone else.
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Randomouse
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That's some shitty habit..
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Ramb0
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what a shitty pun
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ismedrage
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How dare you, we cant have puns on a comedy app!!!
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JKPwnage
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And there it is
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vonvaski
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Purity is a rarity
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SK8WITME
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I don't care if I'm getting down voted for being negative here but that's fucking disgusting
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kafka13
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i agree, that made me sick
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Icefire9461
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as he gets +50 votes lol but I'm with you!
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hayleyb2492
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this made me LOL
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WretchedOwls
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Well.. you know what fat bastard said everybody likes their own brand.
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firefighter925
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Actually if he could get something up to his colon, that's the purest form.
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anyagrande
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What the fuck did i just read