Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I opened the bathroom door without knocking and walked in on my wife’s sister (who lives with us) showering naked. Seeing her perfect, drenched body turned me on. I'm now unable to get an erection with my wife, because I can’t remember the last time her body looked like that. I feel awful. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
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Top comments
TurquoiseJesus 15
must resist making the obvious Alabama joke.
Xandriajoy10 18
The worst part is that you compared your sister to your previous sexual partners...
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Comments (207)
flatstan 12
That's just plain screwed up.
FR0STB1T 4
Incest is wincest
FMLexie 2
Good for her life isn't game of thrones. Or is it?
Sweetjessierose 8
You know what they say, "When in Alabama..."
Dear_Karma 27
Dude, so not cool
clue_me_in 20
I only feel bad for your sister and her privacy, not you.
hman1025 17
Alabama...
Tonymac617 16
Something tells me brother will be trying to "accidentally" walk in more often. Plot twist: Naked sister wanted to be walked in on. I mean who shaves naked and doesn't lock the door??
cherrylee63 3
Who shaves with clothes on is the real question maybe the lock is broke or maybe it doesn't exist maybe she thought no one was home or maybe the bitch forgot damn.
dankmemes710 13
I incest you never think about that moment again.
SoaRKiA 8
I don't feel comfortable voting
TubaHorse 5
I incest you stop