Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML
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Today, I opened the bathroom door without knocking and walked in on my wife’s sister (who lives with us) showering naked. Seeing her perfect, drenched body turned me on. I'm now unable to get an erection with my wife, because I can’t remember the last time her body looked like that. I feel awful. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
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Top comments
TurquoiseJesus 15
must resist making the obvious Alabama joke.
Xandriajoy10 18
The worst part is that you compared your sister to your previous sexual partners...
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Comments (207)
bigbluetardis 21
The Lannisters would approve
Silly_Lilly6969 23
I approve of the game of thrones reference
Vitani_Verci 24
Maybe I'm just sensitive, but I found this pretty unsettling! It's a shame you're disappointed at your previous sexual partners, but I don't think it'll help you in any shape or form to connect that with your sister's nude body OP!
cornwallus24 8
Was this post from Kentucky?
bigbluetardis 21
No, it says Alabama
abbyade 21
OP, don't overthink what just happened. You only made an observation (as long as it isn't acted upon).
Krycek_fml 19
Dude, you're in Alabama. What's the problem?
d00z3r 8
"accidentally" *insert yeah sure.jpg*
brunanolasco 11
i'm pretty sure that was a worse experience for her than it was for you... i can relate unfortunely
johhnyboy39 11
Is this 4chan?
chuka81 27
Yes, without the 4 or the chan.
revolvearoundme 15
Convince your parents birthco<ALABAMA> is legal, then realize if you sleep with her she owns you. That woman knows every lil dirty secret shes ever heard about you. Oh wait.... Everyone should bang a crazy, but sticking your dick in the hornets nest is mental
philosophicallll 25
what
Obito_Uchiha651 17
Dude what drugs are you taking?...... And can I have some?
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Don't worry man, we've all been there.
Tyrez 32
Have we now?
philosophicallll 25
awks
NostalgiaFreak9 43
My comment was a joke and not to be taken seriously.