By SeatofIgnorance - 29/08/2017 04:30

Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML
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False_Stupidity 41
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Well, now you know why you were being nagged to replace the damn thing. You really are in the shit now, this is a big YDI.

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acmariner99 25
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It's your shit, you clean it up

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False_Stupidity 41
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Well, now you know why you were being nagged to replace the damn thing. You really are in the shit now, this is a big YDI.

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acmariner99 25
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It's your shit, you clean it up

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Glowworm56 26
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The seat took a hitting while you were still shitting.

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RichardPencil 30
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You need to dump your fiancée, fix the toilet seat, and find someone new. If you marry the current one, every nag for the rest of your life will involve you breaking the toilet seat and shitting on the floor. A man can’t live that way!!!’

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Ricrad 11

Seems like an over-reaction to me, it's only a broken toilet seat.

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Konarika 11
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I'm curious, since your fiance sounds more like a woman (based on the nagging), did you misspell the word fianceé or are you in a homosexual relationship? :)

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Symphoniaes 32
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Don’t be a tool, dude.

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alucard724 9

should have fixed it when he ask you too and now you're in a shitty situation

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RichardPencil 30
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Oh, no, you ditn’t!

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buckdharma 36
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I'm thinking this was a inside job. What meal caused this emergency visit?

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Lobby_Bee 17

So the question is, is the shit bowl half filled or half emptied?

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Catlover1130 14

There's a reason why we "nag" you to fix shit, and that's why. Maybe next time you'll fix it the first time your fiance asks you to.

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Beefy_McQueefy 6
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Given your fiancé has to sit everytime she uses it, you're truly an asshole cus that's what she was risking everytime.

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