By SeatofIgnorance - 29/8/2017 04:30
Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  27

You need to dump your fiancée, fix the toilet seat, and find someone new.

If you marry the current one, every nag for the rest of your life will involve you breaking the toilet seat and shitting on the floor. A man can’t live that way!!!’

By  Konarika  |  11

I'm curious, since your fiance sounds more like a woman (based on the nagging), did you misspell the word fianceé or are you in a homosexual relationship? :)

By  Catlover1130  |  14

There's a reason why we "nag" you to fix shit, and that's why. Maybe next time you'll fix it the first time your fiance asks you to.