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Well, now you know why you were being nagged to replace the damn thing. You really are in the shit now, this is a big YDI.
It's your shit, you clean it up
The seat took a hitting while you were still ********.
You need to dump your fiancée, fix the toilet seat, and find someone new. If you marry the current one, every nag for the rest of your life will involve you breaking the toilet seat and ******** on the floor. A man can’t live that way!!!’
I'm curious, since your fiance sounds more like a woman (based on the nagging), did you misspell the word fianceé or are you in a homosexual relationship? :)
Don’t be a tool, dude.
Oh, no, you ditn’t!
I'm thinking this was a inside job. What meal caused this emergency visit?
Given your fiancé has to sit everytime she uses it, you're truly an asshole cus that's what she was risking everytime.
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Well, now you know why you were being nagged to replace the damn thing. You really are in the shit now, this is a big YDI.
It's your shit, you clean it up