Anonymous
High on emotion
Today, a woman I’ve liked for years falsely claimed to be strung out on crystal meth rather than just turning me down. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Jan
United States
One-upmanship championship
Today, my mother topped someone's story of their child's problems by saying I'm on drugs. This resulted in people showing up to stage an intervention for me. She made the whole thing up and I've never used drugs, but no one believes me. FML
Anonymous
Denver, United States
Online predators exist in many forms
Today, some girl hit me up and was flirting with me over text. It turns out she was doing it for money and it’s been so long that I almost fell for it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I discovered my sister has a crystal meth problem when she set fire to our house. FML
Anonymous
Japan
Who'll tell him?
Today, the girl I like said she was out drinking with a friend. I'm pretty sure she has been lying about all the times she has "fallen asleep" and could not talk, and is actually seeing other people. FML
Anonymous
United States
Consider the offer
Today, I, someone who has experienced only one romantic relationship in my 35 years (which ended 8 years ago), was hit on by a homeless drug felon client at work. FML
sick of this
United States
Tired
Today, I’m tired of women taking drastic measures to avoid me, even though I’ve done nothing wrong. Recently, I was talking to an old classmate from high school and she faked deleting her profile to avoid following up with our talk about plans. FML
cazorp
United States
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I texted a girl I met at the bar last night. She accused me of being "fake" because she couldn't find me on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter, then threatened to call the cops on me. FML
Anonymous
You can't handle the truth!
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Queen of Queens Darling
I'm no stereotype, but come on Susan…
Today, a woman I work with confessed her love to me, but when I turned her down, she accused me of being a playboy, a manipulator, and a liar who led her on. I'm quite openly gay, so in no way did I ever lead her on, and the only way she could have not known I was gay was if she walked around with her eyes shut. FML
Top comments
baileybutler04 9
Sounds like she’s a pretty crappy person if she’s making up lies like that. Sounds like you dodged a bullet. Still sucks though. Sorry, OP.
Mathalamus 25
Falsely? How do you know?
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Comments (6)
RichardPencil 32
Buy her some crystal meth and share it with her. That might work!
baileybutler04 9
Sounds like she’s a pretty crappy person if she’s making up lies like that. Sounds like you dodged a bullet. Still sucks though. Sorry, OP.
Mathalamus 25
Falsely? How do you know?
DogStew 20
Oh no! You should crush on someone with a spine.
bloopaloop 27
Maybe you like her so much you refuse to believe she is actually strung out on meth, when in fact she is.