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You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

44%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

1%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

1%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

80%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

7%
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

33%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

2%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

1%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

5%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

6%

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Epicwaffles's favorite FMLs

Today, I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in my parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into my parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on my parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp for air then throw up all over their bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Noname - / Friday 27 February 2009 04:02 / United States

Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By nosestealer - / Sunday 7 July 2013 21:57 / Canada - Brampton

Today, I realized that I am such a Grammar Nazi that when a porn star says something grammatically-incorrect, I lose my boner. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By BlueB - / Saturday 6 July 2013 15:42 / United States

Today, my sister came to stay with me in my apartment for the last few weeks of her difficult pregnancy. However she didn't tell me she was bringing her two dogs, her jackass of a husband, my bratty nephew and an inflatable kiddie pool so she could have a natural water birth in my living room. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 18 June 2013 22:48 / United States - South Salem

Today, after eight months of unemployment, I finally started at my new night job. Shortly after walking in, my boss came up behind me, whispered "hooorse dicksss" in my ear, and walked off without another word. I am terrified. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 30 September 2012 00:11 / United States - Castle Rock

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I moderated this!

Up and coming moderator

It's in the can!

50 quality comments

50 favorites

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

100 kick-ass comments

A new thumb

Who’s the fairest of them all?

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

Judgmental

One more and it's business time