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I'm confused - are the white stripes on the back of your thighs where your legs touched the seat, or is that where the pee dripped down the backs of your le... Oh, fuck it, it doesn't matter. You're an idiot regardless.

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By  KM96

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I don't get why people tan? You turn orange, personally i don't think its beautiful at all! What's wrong with being natural?

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Wasn't there a recent news story on the increasing risk of melanoma (not from spray tanning)? Anyway, yeah 13, I don't get it either. Everytime I see a chick with a spray tan, I'm led to believe she has at least three pictures on her facebook with her doing the duckface while looking bug-eyed at the camera. And if a dude spray tans? Blerrgh.

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Tanning is good but not a lot... Spray tans should be last option in my opinion... Some people just cant tan..... So spray tan is there to help... Dont become oompa loompa colored doe... Thats just ugly looking

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Well sunbeds and the sun are theoretically the exact same thing.. They both use UV rays except one is also sustaining life while the other only cooks your body into a nice strip of human bacon

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The only people who should spray tan are bodybuilders and people going to do a photo shoot. There are some spray tans that don't leave you orange, but they're still obviously fake. I've been to enough bodybuilding shows to know. Granted tanning beds and laying in the sun should be limited. As good as it feels, the akin cancer in 10 years just isn't worth it.

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When will women learn that looking like an Oompa Loompa is not attractive? Then again Jersey Shore has made guys do the same. Why can we look all natural? Everyone looks more beautiful that way.

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No, no, no! You misunderstand. She's a descendant of the infamous race of hucks! It's a human-duck hybrid. They are notorious for making their duck faces in evey picture they take, and occasionally let in a quack or two during speech. These are not a very rare species mind you. They can be found all over Facebook. Happy stalking.

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KeyboardWarrior-Don't you love how she took it in the middle of a public restroom? I wonder what awkward dialogue went on before the pic was taken.

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Agreed. The only thing worse than leathery, cancer ridden skin, from years of beautiful tans, is wasting the beautiful tan years as an Oompa Loompa

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Pfft, always trying to do things the easy way I see. What she should've done was do a backwards handstand and tried to arc it into the toilet bowl. That's what all the cool kids are doing nowadays.

Haha, fail on my part since i thought it was a guy and thought he missed the toilet or something. Though, yeah, i feel it was something that could have been foreseen

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A sarcasm font would completely defeat the subtle humour of irony. Why would you even think to butcher something so elegant?

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I'm sorry... v-.-" ...didn't mean to make everyone hate me that much... T-T ...I've always been afraid of getting disliked enough for my comment to get burried... it was supposed to be a joke... v._.v ...but I'm sorry. T_T

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I literally thought I was going to cry... I said I was sorry... it wasn't even offensive... it was just a bad joke... T-T ...I'm sorry.

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I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or if you're genuinely upset. Man! If only there were some kind of font that - Oh. Oh, wait. Damn.

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...v-_-" ... Idk what to do ... no matter wtf I do I get hated ... over a bad joke ... that I tried about 10 times to apologize for.

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OP that sucks, nothing worse than a streaky tan, should have gone to a professional... Or held it until your tan dried. Good luck evening that one out, fyl!

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