Today, I think I've conditioned my body to not function without technology, as I simply couldn't take a shit until I got up, fetched my phone and returned to the toilet to read stuff on here. FML
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tigerthepredator
| 16
Imagine what would happen if the phone battery died.
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MrConfusion
| 21
To all the people saying YDI, I think you would do the same thing
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MrConfusion
| 21
To all the people saying YDI, I think you would do the same thing
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Migole
| 36
No I wouldn't. I don't take my phone with me everywhere I go, especially not the toilet. I sometimes don't look at my phone for hours *gasp*
And if I found out I'm that dependable on something, I would absolutely change it.
And if I found out I'm that dependable on something, I would absolutely change it.
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smokecloud_
| 37
While my phone occasionally accompanies me to the toilet, I don't NEED it to do my business.
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Candijpg
| 17
"to all the people saying YDI.." you were the first comment
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MrConfusion
| 21
#30, there already were people pressing "YDI," although there were not yet any comments.
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aeryn97
| 17
surprisingly no.
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tigerthepredator
| 16
Imagine what would happen if the phone battery died.
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MisterEx
| 28
Mid-poop*
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Mauskau
| 35
Read the ingredients of the air freshener or toothpaste over and over.
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TheNewGuy03
| 28
Spontaneous colonic combustion would occur
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am1717
| 22
Hahhaa don't worry op, That'll be the norm soon enough
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OptimusSlime
| 23
I love how technology addicted everyone is. One day this will screw as over, since most people don't even know how to start a fire without matches. Instead, the internet is more important than a skill that your life could potentially depend on.
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CoffeeChickBlows
| 13
Not sure what all that ego stroking luddite nonsense has to do with it. He could just have easily become dependent on reading a physical newspaper or a book instead in order to take a shit. Hell, that's exactly what a lot of people used to do. But yeah, let's go back to the pre-microprocessor age just in case. Jesus.
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deathstroke990
| 22
I love how you literally used the internet to post internet hate
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sturschaedel
| 27
I can google how to start a fire without matches on my phone any time though.
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Zebediabolical
| 38
I know how to use a bic lighter and always have one on me.
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sinverguenza
| 11
Fred Flintstone in da house.
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whatarethisss
| 22
I think that's almost all of us, sady.
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Warmonger_Smurf
| 29
Queue the "that's a shitty situation" type comments.
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freddygasman
| 18
you just did
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Dilexar
| 26
Not actually a shitty situation, unless OP's battery happened to be at 3% when he grabbed his phone.
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redheadedmonster
| 24
I've done the same. But to be fair taking a shit is boring without something to read or a puzzle to do.
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Chrisrulez66
| 9
Well, shit.
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laden_swallow09
| 34
She can't.
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Mahcookiez
| 15
Its probably just cause you're so used to doing it that it became a natural habit
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Hunter1154
| 14
I heard going camping without electronics for a weekend can help with that, but I don't know for sure, just read it online somewhere once
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sturschaedel
| 27
Well, if it doesn't help OP is going to have one hell of a constipation.