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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

1%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

2%
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

67%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

42%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

42%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

88%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Emmaa3451's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me because "god told him to." What god didn't tell him was that I would check his e-mail and find all the e-mails to and from his new girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By hrtbrkn - / Thursday 16 July 2009 13:44 / United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were in bed. She slipped her hand under the duvet, and I got all excited thinking she was going to give me a hand job. She was actually pulling out her wedgie. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By TJ / Friday 6 April 2012 11:10 / United Kingdom - Redhill

Today, I had my first free night in months. I spent it doing homework and watching TV. I had set my Facebook status to say I was spending time with the boys from The Big Bang Theory, then fell asleep. I woke up later to an angry text from my boyfriend thinking I was cheating on him. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By BigBangCheater - / Sunday 1 April 2012 10:08 / United States - Loves Park

Today, my girlfriend decided to pleasure me with a handjob. It was incredibly painful because she didn't understand that my foreskin isn't as flexible as she thought it to be. I didn't have the heart to tell her to stop until she asked, "Is it supposed to turn this color?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it