Today, during our championship field hockey game, my mouthguard fell into a mass of geese poop. The referee made me put it back in my mouth. FML
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boomlol
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he didnt make you.... and learn the words "fuck you"
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Rhodacious1
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EW...
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Rhodacious1
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EW...
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NEWTROLLINTOWN
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سلام، من دارىش است.بابا اب رار. من حىچ كارى نكردم. من شىتون است.
سلام
سلام
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sublime93
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"Mass of geese poop" made me laugh
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realggirl
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I know, right? You could just say "No" though. No one can make you do anything.
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JohnnyTheFox
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YDI it for playing field hockey
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CryingHowls
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retard doesn't even know how to use ydi properly.
so useless.
so useless.
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Reifier
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YDI for thinking that a single sports game was more important than your health. You didn't have to put it back in your mouth, you could have just walked away from that game, cleaned it or bought a new one, and played in the next game. Putting that back in your mouth was just stupid.
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voodootrucker
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wha!!! geese got together to make one poop
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bugmenotmofo
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you have such a dirty mouth
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whoaitstaraxx24
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actually she couldn't have just walked away got a new one and played in the next game, it was the CHAMPIONSHIP. plus thats really important. she could have asked to wash it off with a waterbottle but still you can't just walk away. thats even worse than putting it back in
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playmymusic90
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wat DOES YDI stand for?
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apfunction
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#160 if you're a crazy ass sports freak who cares more about winning than putting literal shit in your mouth, then I guess so.
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thirdbase1733
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168 you're a retard
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mich23
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FUN!
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godsrightnutsack
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lol
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cerebellum_fml
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time for some Orbit
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chanman
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lmao dirty mouth reference xD
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Sakeyaki
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Geese poop? CLEAN IT UP WITH ORBIT!
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Kofu
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I almost cried from laughing when I read that. I could actually picture that dumb broad from the commercials saying that sort of thing with a completely straight face.z
Also, you are a complete dunce for actually doing it. Tell the referee to go enjoy a buckshot sandwich and move on with your day. If he penalizes you, who cares? You didn't have to floss with goose dookie. The end.
Also, you are a complete dunce for actually doing it. Tell the referee to go enjoy a buckshot sandwich and move on with your day. If he penalizes you, who cares? You didn't have to floss with goose dookie. The end.
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hippo1234
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the ref might not've known it fell in poop. the rule is you have yo have a mouth guard in your mouth at all times when your on the field.
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Slaught_fml
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You shouldn't have put it back in. YDI!
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Zhejan
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This is definitely fake. No referee in his or her right mind would do such a thing, they would just make you sub out and get a new mouth guard or wash it off.
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tommykUD
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I agree, plus field hockey season just started
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manu_55
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Obviously this person had some inspiration. Definitely fake.
http://www.tennessean.com/article/20090923/NEWS04/90923017/1001/NEWS/Geese+droppings+make+athletic+field+unusable+
http://www.tennessean.com/article/20090923/NEWS04/90923017/1001/NEWS/Geese+droppings+make+athletic+field+unusable+
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1234123412341234
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it could have been a tournament, i have my second one already next friday
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kellandj2019
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no they wouldn't
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kellandj2019
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that was for #74
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haishawna
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THATS SICK~!
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hollisterlover64
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yay. i moderated this one :]
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01100110
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Aaaaaaaannnndddd.....?
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hollisterlover64
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and it's actually here.
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01100110
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_/ care cup is empty
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Reyo
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*fills care cup*
I modded the one about the asshole stepdad and the bus. It's magical when your first modding is published.
:D
I modded the one about the asshole stepdad and the bus. It's magical when your first modding is published.
:D
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saddream
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ahaha fills care cup, nice XD
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lmtlmt
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"It's magical when your first modding is published"
Its really not, so what you and a few hundred other people clicked yes on an FML, what's so magical about that?
Its really not, so what you and a few hundred other people clicked yes on an FML, what's so magical about that?
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AJthegreenkiwi
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arrrgh wrong reply.
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AJthegreenkiwi
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^twat.
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This2Rudy
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*"fills care cup"* I care!
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ReinaJay
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im sorry they made u do that
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boomlol
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he didnt make you.... and learn the words "fuck you"
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spazzycre
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YDI for hooking up with my mom
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x_Leopard_x
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Eww. lol You shouldn't have put it back in.
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whoaitstaraxx24
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omg i drop my mouth gaurd all the time! its disgusting! and that really sucks. did you at least win?