Today, I lost my balance trying to get my bag out of my car. In doing so, my lips came in contact with some bird poop. FML
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Kinglue
| 17
I mean I guess you could say you got shitfaced...
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hoosiergirl94
| 31
Makes me think of step brothers when the kids made him lick the dog poop
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By
UH60
| 26
Was it still wet?
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tiger820
| 20
ewwws! but was it?
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cluch3
| 22
Can't you get some word disease from that?
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Rigid_Steel
| 10
How does this get posted but none of mine does ?
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Steve97
| 32
Lol someone's sad they didn't get their little story posted on the Internet for their 20 seconds of attention.
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Adam_Power58
| 16
That's one of those moments you would just need to burn off your lips
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mld4657
| 28
sounds like a shitty situation
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derangedplanet
| 23
you're just really not good at this are you? never make that comment. just don't
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mld4657
| 28
duh that's why I said it its never a good comment...
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hoosiergirl94
| 31
Makes me think of step brothers when the kids made him lick the dog poop
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derangedplanet
| 23
"I've got a belly full of white dog shit and now you lay this shit on me!"
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Kinglue
| 17
I mean I guess you could say you got shitfaced...
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olpally
| 32
6 comments in and someone already said the stupid pun.
Time to go wash your mouth op, for like an hour straight, that's disgusting! xD
Time to go wash your mouth op, for like an hour straight, that's disgusting! xD
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GloUp_fml
| 18
Getting shit faced? No longer! Getting shit lipped is where it's at!
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Anti_Sora
| 31
I recommend cleaning your lips a lot because you don't know if the bird dung had any diseases and what the bird ate. It's unsanitary anyways.