By shitlicker - 08/12/2015 04:38 - United States - La Verne

Today, I lost my balance trying to get my bag out of my car. In doing so, my lips came in contact with some bird poop. FML
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Kinglue 17
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I mean I guess you could say you got shitfaced...

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hoosiergirl94 31

Makes me think of step brothers when the kids made him lick the dog poop

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UH60 26
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Was it still wet?

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tiger820 20

ewwws! but was it?

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cluch3 22
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Can't you get some word disease from that?

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Rigid_Steel 10
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How does this get posted but none of mine does ?

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Steve97 32

Lol someone's sad they didn't get their little story posted on the Internet for their 20 seconds of attention.

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Adam_Power58 16
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That's one of those moments you would just need to burn off your lips

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mld4657 28
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sounds like a shitty situation

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derangedplanet 23
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you're just really not good at this are you? never make that comment. just don't

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mld4657 28
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duh that's why I said it its never a good comment...

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hoosiergirl94 31

Makes me think of step brothers when the kids made him lick the dog poop

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derangedplanet 23
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"I've got a belly full of white dog shit and now you lay this shit on me!"

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Kinglue 17
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I mean I guess you could say you got shitfaced...

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olpally 32

6 comments in and someone already said the stupid pun. Time to go wash your mouth op, for like an hour straight, that's disgusting! xD

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GloUp_fml 18

Getting shit faced? No longer! Getting shit lipped is where it's at!

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Anti_Sora 31
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I recommend cleaning your lips a lot because you don't know if the bird dung had any diseases and what the bird ate. It's unsanitary anyways.

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