By ewewew - 24/09/2009 22:10 - United States

Today, during our championship field hockey game, my mouthguard fell into a mass of geese poop. The referee made me put it back in my mouth. FML
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boomlol 0

he didnt make you.... and learn the words "**** you"

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um_duh 0

YDI for being a jock asshole and not spending enough time in English class. Learn to spell noob

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TheLetterZero 7

Apparently, um_duh says that the OP can't spell "noob". That, or um_duh can't use punctuation correctly.

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missmollylynn 0

um_duh, you're a ******* idiot. he didn't misspell anything. before you go and try to insult someone, make sure they actually did something wrong, you ignorant ****.

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andyroxs 2

The OP is a girl. Plus, playing field hockey doesnt mean youre a jock.

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jazinatorr 0

ewww that's so gross. did the reflections not notice?

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jonny2x4 0

Why wouldn't they let you rinse it off with a water bottle?

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allmidnighteyes 10

Put that shit back in yer mouth and pretend like they be sum pimpin' grillz, foo'.

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doggie3 0

That happened to me at my field hocky game but with dog poo. Did he let you clean it off, though? Cuz my ref did.

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OneSadGuy 3

You know referees these days. All these strange fetishes. Clearly he had a think for shit stained teeth. May I recommend Colgate?

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allmidnighteyes 10

*cue British accent* Dirty mouth? Clean it upp with Orrbit!

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KristinSpencer 0

#37 You just made my night.

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ThaMC 0

ydi for playing field hockey. But that does suck

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kaelendra 0

rules are there for a reason... you had a hard choice either put it back in or don't play.

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moopsy234 0

mannnnn that's y I always carry hot scauce in my cup!!! for that reaon exactly!!!! WHHHHHOOOHOOO AND reply "I'm sexy" to this!!!!

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kaelendra 0

I love how all these peeps are acting like the refs evil - which um no. it's a legality thing to wear one and the red wouldve let a player wipe it first with their tunic or rinse with their water bottle.

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