FML : Today, I was at soccer practice. The ground's keeper just aerated the field, and my teammates and I decided to throw the cylindrical clumps of dirt at...

Today, I was at soccer practice. The ground's keeper just aerated the field, and my teammates and I decided to throw the cylindrical clumps of dirt at each other. I got hit in the face with one. It wasn't dirt. It was a clump of wet dog poop. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 28 April 2009 04:35 / United States

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By normandin131 | 0

#150471 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 12:17

You would think someone would know it's poop before throwing it.

By Jimboom | 11

#150531 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 13:07

Nice. Just be grateful they aren't calling you poopy faced dog breath now.

See, it could have been a lot worse.

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By EmbalmingTheatre | 0

#150465 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 12:12

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

CantStopTheMetal | 0

#1014491 - Tuesday 1 June 2010 3:40

yeah YDI for playing soccer hahahah

Shell02 | 0

#1445701 - Thursday 23 September 2010 5:40

hahahah just shutup number one..

aerosenna | 0

#1710097 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 11:59

1 don't blame people when u don't have a childhood... lighten up! n 43... u deserve to get kicked in the nuts for that

By normandin131 | 0

#150471 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 12:17

You would think someone would know it's poop before throwing it.

By Mitleser | 0

#150472 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 12:17

#1: Exactly! That's what happens when you surround yourself with imbeciles.

By asttro_boy | 0

#150483 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 12:28

GROSSE!

By fatality2009 | 0

#150498 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 12:35

Hhhmmm YUMMY

who wouldnt like one of those xD?

By losergirl | 0

#150501 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 12:41

Wowww, #1

To the OP: That's NASTY!

By saramarie | 0

#150506 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 12:46

FYL for the bad grammar.

By aFMLaddict | 0

#150519 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 12:55

did you ate it?

CantStopTheMetal | 0

#1014492 - Tuesday 1 June 2010 3:42

i accidentally the verb tense.

By GR3453m0nk3y | 4

#150530 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 13:05

#8 ur a dumbass
it "eat" not "ate"
and #2 u are completely right
.....maybe the person purposely threw it because he Knew it was shit!!!!!!!!!!

By Jimboom | 11

#150531 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 13:07

Nice. Just be grateful they aren't calling you poopy faced dog breath now.

See, it could have been a lot worse.

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