By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was at soccer practice. The ground's keeper just aerated the field, and my teammates and I decided to throw the cylindrical clumps of dirt at each other. I got hit in the face with one. It wasn't dirt. It was a clump of wet dog poop. FML
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You would think someone would know it's poop before throwing it.

Nice. Just be grateful they aren't calling you poopy faced dog breath now. See, it could have been a lot worse.

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yeah YDI for playing soccer hahahah

hahahah just shutup number one..

1 don't blame people when u don't have a childhood... lighten up! n 43... u deserve to get kicked in the nuts for that

You would think someone would know it's poop before throwing it.

#1: Exactly! That's what happens when you surround yourself with imbeciles.

Hhhmmm YUMMY who wouldnt like one of those xD?

Wowww, #1 To the OP: That's NASTY!

FYL for the bad grammar.

did you ate it?

i accidentally the verb tense.

#8 ur a dumbass it "eat" not "ate" and #2 u are completely right .....maybe the person purposely threw it because he Knew it was shit!!!!!!!!!!

Nice. Just be grateful they aren't calling you poopy faced dog breath now. See, it could have been a lot worse.