By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was at soccer practice. The ground's keeper just aerated the field, and my teammates and I decided to throw the cylindrical clumps of dirt at each other. I got hit in the face with one. It wasn't dirt. It was a clump of wet dog poop. FML
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normandin131 0

You would think someone would know it's poop before throwing it.

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Jimboom 11

Nice. Just be grateful they aren't calling you poopy faced dog breath now. See, it could have been a lot worse.

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aerosenna 0

1 don't blame people when u don't have a childhood... lighten up! n 43... u deserve to get kicked in the nuts for that

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normandin131 0

You would think someone would know it's poop before throwing it.

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Mitleser 0

#1: Exactly! That's what happens when you surround yourself with imbeciles.

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fatality2009 0

Hhhmmm YUMMY who wouldnt like one of those xD?

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saramarie 0

FYL for the bad grammar.

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GR3453m0nk3y 4

#8 ur a dumbass it "eat" not "ate" and #2 u are completely right .....maybe the person purposely threw it because he Knew it was shit!!!!!!!!!!

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Jimboom 11

Nice. Just be grateful they aren't calling you poopy faced dog breath now. See, it could have been a lot worse.

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