Animals: Today, I was at soccer practice. The ground's keeper just aerated...

By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was at soccer practice. The ground's keeper just aerated the field, and my teammates and I decided to throw the cylindrical clumps of dirt at each other. I got hit in the face with one. It wasn't dirt. It was a clump of wet dog poop. FML

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By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2011 17:07 - Ireland

Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weedwacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgetting that I am mowing where the dogs go to the restroom, I absent-mindedly weedwack over dog poop. Which got flung into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

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By gera3gera - 07/10/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML

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By No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I pass some kids playing soccer. One of them kicks the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily I catch the ball. Then I drop kick the ball, intending to say "go get it." Instead it ricochets of a nearby tree and hits my face. FML

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By steph - 01/06/2009 04:50 - Canada

Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML

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By anonymous - 19/02/2015 16:06 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, whilst walking to a primary school to give pupils a lesson on cleanliness, I tripped and landed on a dog turd. FML

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By Ouch - 19/07/2015 14:36 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML

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normandin131 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 12:17

You would think someone would know it's poop before throwing it.

Jimboom 11

Tuesday 28 April 2009 13:07

Nice. Just be grateful they aren't calling you poopy faced dog breath now. See, it could have been a lot worse.

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EmbalmingTheatre 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 12:12

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CantStopTheMetal 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 3:40

yeah YDI for playing soccer hahahah

Shell02 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 5:40

hahahah just shutup number one..

aerosenna 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 11:59

1 don't blame people when u don't have a childhood... lighten up! n 43... u deserve to get kicked in the nuts for that

normandin131 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 12:17

You would think someone would know it's poop before throwing it.

Mitleser 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 12:17

#1: Exactly! That's what happens when you surround yourself with imbeciles.

asttro_boy 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 12:28

GROSSE!

fatality2009 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 12:35

Hhhmmm YUMMY who wouldnt like one of those xD?

losergirl 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 12:41

Wowww, #1 To the OP: That's NASTY!

saramarie 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 12:46

FYL for the bad grammar.

aFMLaddict 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 12:55

did you ate it?

CantStopTheMetal 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 3:42

i accidentally the verb tense.

GR3453m0nk3y 4

Tuesday 28 April 2009 13:05

#8 ur a dumbass it "eat" not "ate" and #2 u are completely right .....maybe the person purposely threw it because he Knew it was shit!!!!!!!!!!

Jimboom 11

Tuesday 28 April 2009 13:07

Nice. Just be grateful they aren't calling you poopy faced dog breath now. See, it could have been a lot worse.

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