FML : Today, we took the kids to the local pond near my sister-in-law's to feed the geese. I hadn't been there before, and thought I'd take a picture. I turned...

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Today, we took the kids to the local pond near my sister-in-law's to feed the geese. I hadn't been there before, and thought I'd take a picture. I turned around to adjust my camera, but the geese, realizing the feast had ended, took flight. Before I could react I was showered with goose shit. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fml...really - / Friday 27 November 2009 07:45 / United States

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By Dubstep_fml | 1

#690900 - Friday 27 November 2009 03:42

this fml is full of shit.

By jw90 | 18

#690990 - Friday 27 November 2009 04:41

why do birds always seem to shit on human beings? someday we should just shit on them back and see how they like it. yea...that'll show em to poop on me.

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By chris_fml1 | 0

#690740 - Friday 27 November 2009 12:49

first

flakes_fml | 0

#1373544 - Thursday 9 September 2010 02:04

that's a pretty shitty situation!! I'm so fucking punny and original!

TheTweaker | 0

#2099219 - Saturday 19 February 2011 07:49

Well this just means that you will have a shitload of good luck.

By Sakata_Gintoki | 0

#690746 - Friday 27 November 2009 12:51

Maybe you should make it faster next time. First post.

By Esnedon | 0

#690756 - Friday 27 November 2009 12:56

Contrary to popular opinion, being first does not make you instantly cool and awesome. Looks like the geese launched a counter-attack.

By Rishy | 0

#690757 - Friday 27 November 2009 12:56

@chris_fml1 Nobody gives a shit. Same with you #2 Wow, unlucky for you. The worst I've had is a pigeon crapping on my hands.

By pattheaninal | 9

#690758 - Friday 27 November 2009 12:57

Third. That sucks, well at least you got a shower =D

By nokillnobeepbeep | 0

#690862 - Friday 27 November 2009 02:57

What!? They were just giving back. It is the circle of life!

By kingston52 | 0

#690898 - Friday 27 November 2009 03:41

its not that bad geese shit is very dry and solid, it comes off easily at least, unlike any other birds shit

By Dubstep_fml | 1

#690900 - Friday 27 November 2009 03:42

this fml is full of shit.

snowgun10 | 0

#690923 - Friday 27 November 2009 04:03

Lol Indeed.

By coolsteve | 0

#690906 - Friday 27 November 2009 03:47

shit

By Person1233 | 12

#690919 - Friday 27 November 2009 04:01

I have sympathy for you, OP. My town has an abnormal amount of those fuckers and they fly in a line in the sky around 200 ft long. Anytime someone sees them, they all know to duck and cover instinctively XD