Today, we took the kids to the local pond near my sister-in-law's to feed the geese. I hadn't been there before, and thought I'd take a picture. I turned around to adjust my camera, but the geese, realizing the feast had ended, took flight. Before I could react I was showered with goose shit. FML
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chris_fml1
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first
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flakes_fml
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that's a pretty shitty situation!! I'm so fucking punny and original!
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TheTweaker
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Well this just means that you will have a shitload of good luck.
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Sakata_Gintoki
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Maybe you should make it faster next time.
First post.
First post.
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Esnedon
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Contrary to popular opinion, being first does not make you instantly cool and awesome.
Looks like the geese launched a counter-attack.
Looks like the geese launched a counter-attack.
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Rishy
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@chris_fml1 Nobody gives a shit. Same with you #2
Wow, unlucky for you. The worst I've had is a pigeon crapping on my hands.
Wow, unlucky for you. The worst I've had is a pigeon crapping on my hands.
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pattheaninal
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Third. That sucks, well at least you got a shower =D
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nokillnobeepbeep
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What!? They were just giving back. It is the circle of life!
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kingston52
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its not that bad
geese shit is very dry and solid, it comes off easily at least, unlike any other birds shit
geese shit is very dry and solid, it comes off easily at least, unlike any other birds shit
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Dubstep_fml
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this fml is full of shit.
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snowgun10
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Lol Indeed.
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coolsteve
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shit
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Person1233
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I have sympathy for you, OP. My town has an abnormal amount of those fuckers and they fly in a line in the sky around 200 ft long. Anytime someone sees them, they all know to duck and cover instinctively XD
they like it. yea...that'll show em to poop on me.