By yuck - 09/12/2018 03:30 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was out riding and a seagull pissed on me. It got in my mouth. FML
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manb91uk 22

Technically it shat in your mouth too... All the waste comes out in one goopy mass. That probably didn't help... Oops!

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mrhappynottms 7

And the seagulls pissed in my mouth, not fun! I said seagulls, stop it now!

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mrhappynottms 7

And the seagulls pissed in my mouth, not fun! I said seagulls, stop it now!

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zuckerburg 21
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people who downvoted this has no clue what you're referencing, bunch of n00bs

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manb91uk 22

Technically it shat in your mouth too... All the waste comes out in one goopy mass. That probably didn't help... Oops!

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RichardPencil 30
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Aw, you almost got me, but I’m not that... ...wait on it... ...gull-ible!

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T1A2Z3 34
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Birds don't pee. You mean pooped.

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Stiggy626 25

eh, well, technically you're both right in a way since they do both at the same time. Evolution, right?

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TumblrweedPasses 11
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Birds generally pee and poo together in one mess, so it was likely bird shit I know it makes the situation worse but at least you know a not so fun fact

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Charlie Given 25
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aww he was just playing tag and your it😂

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geniusness 6

Was the seagull your partner's grandpa?

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mekiswrite 21
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Well, piss on you then!

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Felice Godin 19
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next time try to keep your mouth closed so no piss can get it in their

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