Today, during our championship field hockey game, my mouthguard fell into a mass of geese poop. The referee made me put it back in my mouth. FML
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Today, I was at soccer practice. The ground's keeper just aerated the field, and my teammates and I decided to throw the cylindrical clumps of dirt at each other. I got hit in the face with one. It wasn't dirt. It was a clump of wet dog poop. FML
Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was out riding and a seagull pissed on me. It got in my mouth. FML
Today, I lost my balance trying to get my bag out of my car. In doing so, my lips came in contact with some bird poop. FML
Today, at my football game, I turned around to spit so that it would be away from my teammates. I ended up spitting on a 10-year-old kid walking behind me. FML
Today, we took the kids to the local pond near my sister-in-law's to feed the geese. I hadn't been there before, and thought I'd take a picture. I turned around to adjust my camera, but the geese, realizing the feast had ended, took flight. Before I could react I was showered with goose shit. FML
Today, I was refereeing at a kids' soccer tournament and a deer ran across one of the fields. Some of the parents then claimed that a deer on the field meant a free kick. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
Today, it was my first time as a hockey referee, for a game played by 7-year-olds. At one point, a little boy tripped another boy. Doing my job, I gave him 2 minutes in the penalty box. After the game, I was attacked by a mob of parents. I was even given an optometrist's business card. FML
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boomlol 0
he didnt make you.... and learn the words "**** you"
Rhodacious1 0
EW...
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Comments (183)
nixxx90 0
um YDI for putting it back in your mouth.. fck that I would have NEVER. you could have gotten sick.
rarrigoni 0
that has got to be some kind of illegal. and you are some kind of stupid for actually doing it.
owtom78 0
Ew. What the hell is wrong with the ref? I would have refused.
whatever2304 0
Wow, I always knew Massachucets was big on rules for fh, but I never thought they would go that far...
ban4023 0
i wouldnt have did it
hollisterlover64 0
@120, I'm assuming you never had one published?
tayza249 20
Yuck! No way would I have done that. I would've told the ref no, and shoved the mouth guard in my sock till I got called off. I don't think they could card you for that, so why do it? I guess I'm lucky that the worst thing I've gotten on my mouth guard is sand..
tayza249 20
Actually I'm a girl who plays field hockey and most of us wear shorts, not kilts. Only one girl in my whole team wears a kilt.
carmal2012 0
omg thats so nasty, the referee should had let u wash it or something before u put back in ur mouth, aw thats soo sad and gross lol
dalsegno 0
Umm couldn't you have poured water on it and wiped it off on your shirt? YDI for not thinking.