By ewewew - 24/09/2009 22:10 - United States

Today, during our championship field hockey game, my mouthguard fell into a mass of geese poop. The referee made me put it back in my mouth. FML
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boomlol 0

he didnt make you.... and learn the words "**** you"

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DirtyDiana_fml 0

Dirty mouth? Clean it up with orbit.

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GJMO 0

being part of team sure leaves a bad taste in my mouth, how about yours?

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JBoyes09 0

Screw that. Should have told him to get bent.

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I_am_stupid_also 6

Today, my girlfriend's kiss tasted like shit. She gave me this story about how the field-hockey ref made her put a goose shit covered mouth guard on during her championship game. She doesn't play field hockey. She's really kinky. I think she gave a goose a rim-job. FML

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jloveee 0

Lol so the ref kinda made you eat shit.. *Fyl.

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kurt311 0

Clearly fake, why would poop be in the middle of the field? Next time try to reason out dumbass

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Moonpaper 0

@124 My school's fields are covered in goose poop. It's not that uncommon. I'm sorry, OP. That must have been really nasty. D:

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Edumacated 0

Seriously, as others have stated, no one was forcing you to put it back in your mouth. And the referee can say what he wants, but there can be big health risks associated with such contact with animal waste.

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andyroxs 2

Having a mouthguard drop into geese crap is pretty bad, but you cant ignore the possiblility that the geese crap was old and dried. In which case the mouthguard wouldnt even have any sh!t on it. Obviously still nasty, but if it were between using it and not playing the championship game, id use it.

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