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1, if it's a habit to spit it's just an instinct and it just happens. Ik it's not good. Haha I've done something similar OP. I feel you. It's alright though just say sorry. Lol

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I sincerely hope that something as minor as accidentally being spit on is not traumatizing for a 10 year-old, albeit they probably deemed the situation to be rather upsetting. I also find it highly likely that OP apologized considering that OP felt it was an FML moment and used the word "accidentally" in reference to the incident.

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Do you realize how thick (and even at times phlegmy) saliva can get when exercising so intensely? That's not something you keep in your mouth ...

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Why bother to put that you don't do sports if you exercise all the time? It's basically the same reason. Besides, even if you think it's okay when you are exercising, you definitely shouldn't do it when you're not. Gross and unhygienic.

He shoots, he scores! Right out of the top drawer and between the little ones eyes. Sensational, absolutely sensational *tears in eyes*

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Based on negative votes for both options, OP shouldn't have spat nor swallowed. The other logical option then would be to fish it out with a sponge.

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I don't think the kid will have a future fear of football players. It's spit, it's not like op punched him.

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I mean it was a blowjob reference mostly meant as a joke but I mean getting a face full of phlegm could be pretty traumatizing.

"Today, I was watching a football game. I was walking behind one of the players and he suddenly turned around and spat on me. FML".

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