Today, during our championship field hockey game, my mouthguard fell into a mass of geese poop. The referee made me put it back in my mouth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at soccer practice. The ground's keeper just aerated the field, and my teammates and I decided to throw the cylindrical clumps of dirt at each other. I got hit in the face with one. It wasn't dirt. It was a clump of wet dog poop. FML
Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was out riding and a seagull pissed on me. It got in my mouth. FML
Today, I lost my balance trying to get my bag out of my car. In doing so, my lips came in contact with some bird poop. FML
Today, at my football game, I turned around to spit so that it would be away from my teammates. I ended up spitting on a 10-year-old kid walking behind me. FML
Today, we took the kids to the local pond near my sister-in-law's to feed the geese. I hadn't been there before, and thought I'd take a picture. I turned around to adjust my camera, but the geese, realizing the feast had ended, took flight. Before I could react I was showered with goose shit. FML
Today, I was refereeing at a kids' soccer tournament and a deer ran across one of the fields. Some of the parents then claimed that a deer on the field meant a free kick. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
Today, it was my first time as a hockey referee, for a game played by 7-year-olds. At one point, a little boy tripped another boy. Doing my job, I gave him 2 minutes in the penalty box. After the game, I was attacked by a mob of parents. I was even given an optometrist's business card. FML
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boomlol 0
he didnt make you.... and learn the words "**** you"
Rhodacious1 0
EW...
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Comments (183)
Red_Alert 0
YDI for not jamming it in the referee's mouth.
hpp15 4
Wow, that's just disgusting!!! Did he atleast let you wip it off with your shirt? That referee is just mean. Who would make someone put somthing in their mouth after it fell in bird poop!
averagexbecca 0
*gags* Wipe it off on his shirt? I'd have to at least boil it in water first...gah, this one is just gross. FYL.
tagyoureit 0
You have my deepest sympathies. D:
bitchwithabrain 0
That's happened to me before, but I wiped it off on my jersey. You need a mouthguard or you can't play. Plus, isn't it a little early for a championship in field hockey? The season is still well and strong :)
qwertyone 0
I'm guessing the ref didn't know that. You should have told him but if you put it back in still fyl.
Mykeh 0
In a championship game you gotta do what you gotta to do to win the game. For your sake I hope you won because that's nasty.
wowwxurcool 0
Whoa, do you go to SHS?
acvball92 0
i hope you're being sarcastic c'mon really? like there aren't 6 million other SHS' fail.
sockergurl916 0
THAT'S MY SCHOOL! but we're still in the middle of our field hockey season. we've only had like 5 games.
C_Renae_F 0
I know exactly what that's like. We always play rugby in the mud & my mouthguard gets nasty but I put it back in & just keep playing XD
alisterfiend 0
yeah, rugby!!! love it!!
aBitNerdy 0
rugby!! tap it and run!!
PeaceLove_Music 0
Gross..
ohsoichigo 0
yum... 0_0