First omg lololol im first omg i cant blelieve omg omg omg im gonna faint

First to reply to the first person who commented! Weeeeeee! I'll save you the insulting comments since I really don't give a damn and neither should anybody else -_-.

ok..is that all?

why are people so obsessed with being first?

FIRST lololol im first zomg im first zomg lololofirst FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT YAY im gonna faint zomg zomg ozmg zomg ozomgzomgzogmzogmzogmzog im first

no, your #20. LMAO

#12, I guess it's kind of neat being the first person to comment on something, but it's really stupid and annoying when someone has to post that they are first; especially when that's all their comment says @_@

Guys, stop feeding the damn trolls. Just give them a thumbs down and read on. To the OP: When playing sport, don't play with anger or trying to impress someone. Just play normally (strong and hard), without vengeance and/or trying to redeem yourself.

YDI for not calling it football like you should have.

hahaha fail

YDI for misspelling the European name for soccer, it's Futibol! Kill yourself for thinking your clever you ass nugget!

I hope #55 is trolling or being sarcastic. Otherwise, I must say, "God, you're fucking dumb."

High five! Exactly what I was going to say ^^

woot woot 13th to comment on the first comment LOL!

cuz theyve never been first b4 in their life let em have something

ibrahimovic!

REAL MADRID

but seriously sometimes wires things happen. 1 time I dribbled past the goalie and was right in front of the goal and somehow missed. that turned out to be the first game in 2 seasons I didn't score in

#20 is my hero =D

Sucks

Well punch her at the end of the game then!

There's a button for that.

Now that is shit irony!!!

haha that happened to me once...a girl kicked me on purpose and i was determined to show her she cant get by me when she was doing a corner kick...well when she kicked it...i did a head butt and welll...it i scored on my team...fml(:

Oh the irony XD Kinda sucks for you though

I'm a real twat, I can't help myself sometimes.

Okay, I was trolling, and some one hacked my account and changed my comment. I intended to just make an annoying comment, but some one hacked my account. Sorry, I am resigning from my position as a troll.

#46, you know, the FML staff can change your comments if they like. Maybe you should take the hint and not be a twat....?

Sorry didnt know, since I am sort of new to fml. But, it doesnt make me a twat that I dont know that, and like I said, I am resigning from being a troll. I am becoming a new FML commenter.

I know. I was just saying, SOMEONE is trying to inform you that they think you're a twat. Welcome to the group of FMLers. :)

lol, that happened to me, but instead with a baseball. I was the pitcher, and I threw it, my grandpa hit it and it hit me right in the face. I had a bloody nose, but he gave me a dollar!

Wow, a whole dollar?!!

self pwn, awesome

#8 wins at life.

Haha ouch

hii everybody