Today, during our championship field hockey game, my mouthguard fell into a mass of geese poop. The referee made me put it back in my mouth. FML
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Today, I was at soccer practice. The ground's keeper just aerated the field, and my teammates and I decided to throw the cylindrical clumps of dirt at each other. I got hit in the face with one. It wasn't dirt. It was a clump of wet dog poop. FML
Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was out riding and a seagull pissed on me. It got in my mouth. FML
Today, I lost my balance trying to get my bag out of my car. In doing so, my lips came in contact with some bird poop. FML
Today, at my football game, I turned around to spit so that it would be away from my teammates. I ended up spitting on a 10-year-old kid walking behind me. FML
Today, we took the kids to the local pond near my sister-in-law's to feed the geese. I hadn't been there before, and thought I'd take a picture. I turned around to adjust my camera, but the geese, realizing the feast had ended, took flight. Before I could react I was showered with goose shit. FML
Today, I was refereeing at a kids' soccer tournament and a deer ran across one of the fields. Some of the parents then claimed that a deer on the field meant a free kick. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
Today, it was my first time as a hockey referee, for a game played by 7-year-olds. At one point, a little boy tripped another boy. Doing my job, I gave him 2 minutes in the penalty box. After the game, I was attacked by a mob of parents. I was even given an optometrist's business card. FML
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boomlol 0
he didnt make you.... and learn the words "**** you"
Rhodacious1 0
EW...
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crazynurse 0
That's why I always have more than one mouthguard whenever I play.
WhyworldWhy 0
and you did it?!?
OhhxGoshhxAri 0
Gross. There are too many damn geese in MA. They run around outside my school all the time. There's goose shit EVERYWHERE. It's so gross. ):
izsy9667 0
How is there geese poop on ice, in other words, in an ice rink? You can't play at an outside ice rink cause it's the middle of September and still not cold enough anywhere for an icerink. It is nearly impossible for a mouth gaurd to fall out of a cage, plus, you should have had it in your mouth first of all. How do I know this, I play hockey myself. This is bull shit, fake.
devendarling 5
Yeah. Field Hockey is generally a sport played by women in the fall outside. The field is lined like a football field, and the women run instead of use sticks.
hockeyfml555 0
you didnt read her post did you, she said field hockey not Ice Hockey. A mouthgaurd can fall out easily, my one in Ice Hockey falls out often. i bet you have played hockey for about a year.
acvball92 0
faillllllllllll. FIELD hockey.
lahdeeda 0
Actually, I play ice hockey and I had practice yesterday. On ICE.
null_fml 11
Hahahaha. Nobody can ACTUALLY be that stupid, #46 is a very successful troll. Made me laugh.
saloisio777 0
hey buddy its called Field hockey not ICE hockey
xyourstruly3 0
who Dose that ? Playing in the game Isn't worth it If that's what u have to u do in that case !
Panther_fml 0
haha... who doesn't know the difference between "field" hockey and "ice" hockey??? But YDI for saying geese... isn't it goose??? And YDI for not telling the ref to: "**** off ref, I am cleaning it off first!!!" Stand your ground!
singachic87 0
1 bird (singular) = goose 2 birds or more (plural) = geese
g00nie 0
I doubt that would really happen. No ref would ever make some do that. That's unhealthy, not to mention totally unsanitary
iFruit 0
YUM YUM BUBBLEGUM THATS NOT SANITARY YOU'RE GONNA GET GEESE HERPES
avcureton_101 0
Oh dude that is so not cool, i feel for you bro, but hey at least it wasnt human poop!!! lolz