By awkwardturtle - 25/01/2013 05:31 - Canada - London

Today, I went to buy a birthday present for my boyfriend. While buying him a sweater, the cashier tried to up-sale me by asking if my boyfriend wore briefs or boxers, because both were on sale. Not thinking, I blurted out, "I don't know, they just come off." FML
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oj101 33

Uh oh, a Freudian slip. It only happens to the best of us. Don't worry OP :)

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oj101 33

Uh oh, a Freudian slip. It only happens to the best of us. Don't worry OP :)

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perdix 29

If he wore a Freudian slip, he'd be a transvestite!

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license2chill 5

I think the OP's answer was pretty smart, and funny too. Just laugh it off, no big deal.

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klovemachine 24

I know you said that by accident, OP, but that is hilarious :D

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Sandman366 6

Followed up with a wink, you could make it VERY awkward for the cashier, but sound very good for you. ;)

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kevsandy303 12

No need to sweat, she was just having a brief conversation with you! Think before you speak, OP!

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carry_on 19

At least OP didn't go into anymore detail, better to keep it brief!

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kevsandy303 12

6- Yeah if she hadn't she would've blown it for them. But then again, the cashier was probably trying to condom out of money for their shitty skivvies.

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Darksoul09 16

I'm curious as to what thought process COULD have been behind the answer.

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ByronJess 17

Well I am assuming that as soon as the cashier asked the question OP's mind went right to all the fun her and her boyfriend have had in the bedroom, therefore a mini panic attack and the answer she have blurting out of her mouth. I thought the FML did a pretty good job of explaining that.

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testestestes123 4

You guys must not have been together long. How could you not know?

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ByronJess 17

OP probably did know, she just got a little tongue tied. It happens to the best of us. I'm even willing to bet that it has happened to you!

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LovesSushi 25

Once at Subway my friend asked.for a sex-inch sandwich. It was hilarious, just like your story. That cashier is going to have fun telling that story over and over.

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kurodansei 16

To which the cashier blurted out, so that'll be two footlongs and a salad?

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LeafsGuy92 10

No briefs... Cuz they're only on for a 'brief' moment!

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Amby87 0

Yeah that's not bad in my book, that is hilarious

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Connect 10

Funny how guys can't get their underwear off fast enough while some girls take months to take off their panties.

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Werken247 14

Guys wait for their girls to get their panties off? I usually just rip them off...

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