By Few_Absolutes - 12/10/2009 18:10 - United States
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Wellllll ... I'm not 100% sure that someone DIDN'T see it. People are such backstabbers in my office that no one would ever say it to your face; they'd just gossip about you at the water cooler.
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"The mess was beyond repair" WTF? Was it like, dripping down your leg or something? Did the raw power of the shart rip through your underwear and through your pants?
That's quite shitty.
...And that's a rather unfortunate pun.
if theres 1 important lesson to be learned in life its "never trust a fart"
It wants to leave me - woohoo It wants to relieve me - woohoo It'll never hurt me - woohoo Woohoo - Hooo, Hooo Don't trust a fart... Never trust a fart.... Don't trust a fart... 'Cause a fart won't trust me....
Oh, **** 3OH!3.... what a terrible "band". Ugh.
Agreed. lol
When I picture absolute power I imagine the fart Just blowing a hole through your shorts was it really that bad?
More cunning and dangerous than the shart from "Jaws." What was fake about the family emergency? You prevented your family name from being indelibly stained.
I love how this was written XD
Hahahahabahababababa
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"The mess was beyond repair" WTF? Was it like, dripping down your leg or something? Did the raw power of the shart rip through your underwear and through your pants?
if theres 1 important lesson to be learned in life its "never trust a fart"