Today, my mother texted me while I was at work asking me to pick up a door-stopper on my way home. When I asked her why she explained that she and my dad were trying to make love but the dog kept pushing the door open. What an image. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, my mother called me at work, freaking out about my dog, so I panicked. What was wrong? He had a hard-on and she'd never seen that happen before. FML
Today, my parents hosted a party at our house. After seeing one of the extremely beautiful guests, I went to masturbate in my room. When I was about to finish, my bedroom door opened suddenly. It was my mom showing around 10 party guests that our dog can open doors. FML
Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML
Today, my mom came into my room to have a heart-to-heart talk. My dildo was sitting on the nightstand. I didn't notice until she told me to make sure the dog didn't get it. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
Today, I confronted my mother because I lock my bedroom door everytime I leave the house, then when I came home, the door was open and ajar. She got really defensive and said it's because she and her boyfriend want to make passionate whoopie on my king-size bed because it's bigger than her full-size. FML
Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML
Today, I finally got some alone time today with the boyfriend (we have kids, so this is rare) and we were going heavily at it when his mother decided to drop in and wouldn’t stop knocking on the front door. Worst timing ever. FML
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Top comments
Ub3r_Crippl3 0
You asked. At least she was honest.
8trickster8 0
I agree with #6
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Comments (77)
Jazzywrites007 2
Well.... How do you think *You* got here? =]
hairt 4
fail
itsgen 16
ughh i would hate the visual image of my parents omg i feel soo bad for you maybe next time your better off not asking what you dont know wont hurt you
Tkdxxxse 0
hell yea ********** worthy image right there and @2 your pic is hot ;) call me sexy lol jk
Nissi 17
Aww. Yikes. FYL indeed.
Ub3r_Crippl3 0
You asked. At least she was honest.
8trickster8 0
I agree with #6
maupa 0
grow up.
PumpkinTarte 0
Agrees with #6 too.
xemmy_fml 0
YDI. You shouldn't have asked. You should have just done what your mother told you to.
Zerooo_fml 0
you guys are a bit harsh , how could the OP know it was somthing like that, he was prolly expecting a normal responce just to stimulate conversation also why would a mother tell there child that?
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
Lmao. xD Gotta love parents who aren't afraid to say anything. your life isn't really ******, though. just slightly gross. :P