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TMI

By Grossedouttt - 04/07/2009 04:18 - United States

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Today, my mother texted me while I was at work asking me to pick up a door-stopper on my way home. When I asked her why she explained that she and my dad were trying to make love but the dog kept pushing the door open. What an image. FML

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Ub3r_Crippl3 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 12:16

You asked. At least she was honest.

8trickster8 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 12:32

I agree with #6

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Jazzywrites007 2

Saturday 4 July 2009 12:06

Well.... How do you think *You* got here? =]

hairt 4

Monday 1 November 2010 8:32

fail

itsgen 16

Saturday 4 July 2009 12:11

ughh i would hate the visual image of my parents omg i feel soo bad for you maybe next time your better off not asking what you dont know wont hurt you

Tkdxxxse 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 10:36

hell yea ********** worthy image right there and @2 your pic is hot ;) call me sexy lol jk

Nissi 17

Saturday 4 July 2009 12:15

Aww. Yikes. FYL indeed.

Ub3r_Crippl3 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 12:16

You asked. At least she was honest.

8trickster8 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 12:32

I agree with #6

maupa 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 12:42

grow up.

PumpkinTarte 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 12:48

Agrees with #6 too.

xemmy_fml 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 13:00

YDI. You shouldn't have asked. You should have just done what your mother told you to.

Zerooo_fml 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 13:34

you guys are a bit harsh , how could the OP know it was somthing like that, he was prolly expecting a normal responce just to stimulate conversation also why would a mother tell there child that?

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 13:36

Lmao. xD Gotta love parents who aren't afraid to say anything. your life isn't really ******, though. just slightly gross. :P

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