By First Kiss - 07/12/2012 12:39 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, after a romantic dinner, movie, and stroll in the park, we had our first kiss. It would have been perfect, had a passerby not thrown rubbish at us for "unnecessary public display of affection." FML
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kell84 5
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Dafuq? Enjoy the day. Fuck that loser. He's just sad that he can't kiss anyone.

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Welshite 39
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Tell him off for his unnecessary display of littering.

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kell84 5
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Dafuq? Enjoy the day. Fuck that loser. He's just sad that he can't kiss anyone.

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ryry013 6

I couldn't imagine myself walking through the park, and throwing my trash at someone, because they were kissing.

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Lindahhxd 7

Hey! Doesn't mean you can't have a second kiss that's meaningful again.

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silvercamaro 22
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Agreed, he sounds like a loser

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lilhellian 26
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Guys don't be so harsh, he helped Op make it a night she will never forget. :) But he is still an asscracker.

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Neonemerld 21
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43, I'd rather remember a night because some great happened, not because someone threw trash at me.

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happle 21
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I don't understand why people hate displays of affection so much. My friends give me a hard time each and every time they see me kiss my boyfriend.

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suboy 10

Haters gonna hate

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CharresBarkrey 15

75 - It gets annoying when it happens a lot. Sometimes it's better to save it for when you're alone, and not with friends.

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pipinya 8
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Why was 43 thumbed down so much? I'm sure he meant that they'll all be able to look back on the incident and laugh at it. Much unlike some of the commenters on this post

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CharresBarkrey 15

89 - I'm sure not everyone reads comments the same exact way you do. Personally, I read their comment as being sarcastic.

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pbruins84 18
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fuck that loser? fuck each other!!

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emeraldisle 30
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Throw it back at them.

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gc327072 30
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...and say it was for unnecessary display of douchebaggery.

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Welshite 39
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Tell him off for his unnecessary display of littering.

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ManInTheMachine 19
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Actions speak louder than words. Your show that you're in a loving relationship. Theirs show that they're an asshole. And probably lonely.

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

So? Throw rocks at them for "Unnecessary public displays of stupidity."

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MichellinMan 20

Thou shall be stoned!

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gc327072 30
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81- They'll stone you when you're tryin to be so good, They'll stone you just like they said they said they would, They'll stone you when you're tryin to go home, Yea, they'll stone you when you're there all alone. But I WOULD NOT FEEL SO ALL ALONE...

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ScotsLassie 6
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Well at least it was memorable

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KK3137 31
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Feared 9
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Or not trashy enough... Thus the addition.

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DocBastard 38
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Dinner, movie, and a walk in the park? What is this, 1957? I thought dates these days consisted of fast food, Xbox, and making out on your parents' sofa.

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ManInTheMachine 19
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Young love, Doc. We don't know how old these 'uns are. So I think you mean "Fast food, *twitter and Facebook status updates, and sexting each other."

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Schizomaniac 24

1957? Is that the year you graduated medical school?

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lilhellian 26
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andiewithlove 21
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Your sarcasm offends me 34. I flipping love video games!

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Trisha_aus 15

I was just watching an old episode of House..too similar

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lilhellian 26
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Why 46, you apparently know it is sarcasm and not meant to be serious. In all serious I used to have a gf that could easily kick my ass in any videogame.

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perdix 29

#9, Doc, you're even more out of it than I am! "Making out on your parents' couch?" Everyone knows that today's good-night kiss is a blow job!

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gc327072 30
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71-.....on the front porch.

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ICastillo 24
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Yeah, Op you aren't getting lucky tonight, all of this is to cliche.

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sacrifcedsoul 2
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Well.. Looks like you're never getting lucky if that's the way you think..

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ICastillo 24
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Yeah I was trying to reference a passed FML, but as you can see I failed.

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gc327072 30
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Passed? D: I never new it died! R.I.P old FML, you will be missed. *taps*

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ICastillo 24
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Haha shit.....Past*. Today's just one of those days man.

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gc327072 30
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Hey it's ok. Made for a funny thought.

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dbugboy 8
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follow him then throw trash at him for unnecessary walking

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showen_fml 4
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More like unnecessarily breathing. What a loser!

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