Awkward and Love: A little extra

A little extra

By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 23:23 - United States

Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML

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Same thing different taste

By ac-hoo - 04/02/2012 14:52 - India

Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML

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The Taste of Love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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By stoych - 08/10/2012 07:14 - United Kingdom

Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML

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By sydneybourgeois - 13/08/2011 04:06 - United States

Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML

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By hollysofly - 15/01/2011 07:38 - United States

Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML

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By RhiannonMuh - 09/09/2016 20:01 - Germany - Starnberg

Today, I was on a date with a guy I really like. Everything went well, and then he wanted to kiss me. As he leaned towards me, I got slightly panicky and ducked out of the way, causing him to headbutt the car behind me. Now we know why I'm still a virgin. FML

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Interruption

By Freddie06 - 18/10/2023 22:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a first date, and it was going surprisingly well. As we were saying goodbye, I leaned in for a kiss. Just as our lips were about to meet, a car full of teenagers drove by and one of them yelled, "TONGUE SANDWICH." My date burst out laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2016 15:48

Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML

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By Sad_Happy_Gorl - 14/06/2019 16:00

Today, after getting together with the guy who I like, and who actually likes me back, he finally kissed me. Unfortunately, he kisses like he’s trying to suck out my soul. FML

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jif_fml 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 2:16

disgusting.

possumisawesome 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 2:24

I'm betting that that's the last time he'll kiss you; that sucks.

Comments

jif_fml 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 2:16

disgusting.

The_Pleb 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 17:46

ARGH, the way i see it there is ONLY 2 solutions to this problem 1. Make him a damn sammich 2. Sex things up Hope i helped. Yours sincerly The_Pleb

MLDRD 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 4:36

personally i think that's awesome : D i would laugh if my gf did that to me.

cookiemonster17 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 7:11

dude shut up with the sammiches

ryguy997 0

Monday 8 March 2010 22:22

I wouldn't mind that unless the burp brought up vomit.

uglyduckling047 0

Monday 12 July 2010 3:21

YDI. How could you not feel it coming? Ew.

brandon425 1

Tuesday 17 August 2010 15:41

well if she decides to sex things up she's gonna have to make a sandwich when she's done so either way he's a happy man

B4SK3TB4IL 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 5:17

I agree 56. but those aren't solutions they're jobs.

jessxoxo28 5

Saturday 28 November 2009 2:21

that is so gross....

possumisawesome 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 2:24

I'm betting that that's the last time he'll kiss you; that sucks.

iazy9 14

Sunday 7 November 2010 17:13

your ugly is that mean? yes do i care? no

Fmlano 16

Sunday 14 July 2013 20:52

She's not ugly and this is irrelevant.

BamBAmGG 14

Wednesday 16 September 2015 22:09

Or maybe he's a nice guy and laughed it off and moved forward with their date? Obviously things were going well if they're on their second date and he went in to kiss her. Every human burps, i don't think that should of been a deal breaker. I'd like an update from OP though!