By slightlyworried - 05/04/2013 05:28 - United States - Parker

Today, I woke up from a nightmare that I've been having for a couple of weeks. In the nightmare I'm shot four times in the back by none other than my mother. I'm getting worried. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 070
You deserved it 3 321

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Top comments

You ought to shoot her in self-defense. If you got hit in the face with a volleyball recently, you may have gained psychic powers.

Its a sign op! Run! Fast! You should be more than "slightly" worried.

Comments

Its a sign op! Run! Fast! You should be more than "slightly" worried.

"Hey OP, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do, make our dreams come true."

Well you know what they say... "Step on a crack, your mom will shoot you in the back."

Dreams usually mean something. Try and think where the source of conflict is and confront it. Just don't get shot...

More like "whatcha gonna do when your dream comes true"

47- In all likelihood, die. :p

As Freud would say, "You probably just want to bang her."

Eh it's just a dream:) unless there is something else going on there......

Also, I am curious to know what goes on with he/she's mother WHILE OP is awake.....

Does your mother own a gun?

It's just a dream, not really an FML. Everyone has weird dreams. Good luck op.

You ought to shoot her in self-defense. If you got hit in the face with a volleyball recently, you may have gained psychic powers.

It's going all according to the grandma's plan!

#50, ever since Grandpa's been getting tit on the bus, Grandma's been on a tear!

I wouldn't think too much of it. after all your mom loves right? ... right?

Although she may love, Op can't be entirely sure if Her mother loves her

I'm not sure which direction OP's mom favors, it's not fair to assume its right instead of left.

Well considering the fact that Op has had consistent dreams of being shot, there has to be some tension between Op and her mother

lets hope your mom doesn't buy a gun anytime soon. that's when you should start to get worried.

Hide all the ammunition in your house, possibly start looking at apartments OP.

Well maybe it's a sign your mom wants to visit you soon! You should install a metal detecter on your front door

That sounds a little disconcerning, Op. Perhaps you should keep up with your house chores....just in case. ;P

Disconcerting* Not correcting to be a douche. I would want to know so I don't make the same mistake in the real world.

30- No offense taken, I was thinking about being concerned and crossed my wires. Thanks though. :)

#32, if that happens a lot, don't start calling a girl "cutie" and then switch to "honey."