By baconbreath=| - 13/11/2010 05:12 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I had a picnic on the beach. It was so romantic and perfect. He leant forward to kiss me. Once we had kissed he said, "We haven't even started eating yet", and passed me a mint. FML
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brieee 23

did you not brush your teeth before you left the house or something?

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angeljewlz 7

I agree with #2! and make sure you scrape/brush your tongue! it's such a turn off when somebody has bad breath and you want to make out with him/her.

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Youser 0

you spelled leaned wrong and spelled isn't spelled like Spelt. just sayin

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Ah, another example of the uneducated.

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BadBoyTobi 6

You mean yourself? Because you are unable to deduce it is intentionally spelt wrong?

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Emma Marshall 19

Actually it can be spelt/spelled either way so fail on your part

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brieee 23

did you not brush your teeth before you left the house or something?

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honeybee366 0

omg....that's totally your fault!!! always have gum or mints on a date!!! hello!!!!

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DudeImBetter 0

it's not even a big deal, why would you even whine about it on fml and what mods would even let it through.

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AAShah 0

Talk about poor hygiene!

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Alleged_Cranium 7

There's this thing called self awareness. You need to develop some of that.

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qsdmlkj 0

listerine that shit before going out I can't stand people with bad breath, I nearly puked once when somebody leaned in and talked to me

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qsdmlkj 0

Listerine that shit before going out I can't stand people with bad breath. I nearly puked once when somebody leaned in and talked to me

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qsdmlkj 0

oops sorry for posting twice my bad

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juniorsgay 0

if you know your breath stinks carry some gum or mints around and don't kiss some one if you have a stinky breath problem! nasty!

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BoCo_fml 9

I know that my mouth tastes bad when my breath is bad. Always have Altoids or something just in case such an occasion arises.

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