SandShark!! Where is he these days??

He now makes appearances on YouTube videos. His stage name is landshark. Or Jenna Marbles.

Or yell "landshark", as in the beer.

OP should've continued taking pictures...or perhaps a video...

Or maybe OP was being pranked by just for laughs?

Should have kept taking pics who knows where that would have ended up

Or maybe the op taking pictures of him/herself. It wouldn't catch the kissers attention right then but it would later!

Photo bombing at its finest. Or perhaps you keep taking pictures. Get a few close shots, then some farther away shots, then.... Then.... You get into the spirit yourself and start telling him to grab her ass, and for her to bite his neck. Really become the porn director you know you have in you.

I was one the fence between ideas, 48 had one, and the other was 3's idea enhanced. Walk away with the camera, mumbling audibly about masturbating to [these] later.

No. Pull an Impractical Jokers moment and pull out your pants to take a picture of your junk.

But then the camera could get sand in it. I've broken a couple cameras due to sand.

Would have been a simple solution to this problem.

Awkward self photos and awkward close ups of them making out. Zoom in on tongues.

If random people ask me to take a picture on an iPhone I always quickly put it on reverse camera then take a stupid selfie...

Why on an iPhone? You can do that on any smartphone camera.

Not all have selfie cameras :mindblown: and because he has an iPhone. also quiet down I put no effort into sentence structure

You sir Made my entire week Thank you :D

You're a tiger, work it. More ferocious!

That's it - start directing it like porn flick!

Aaaaand then you'd be a criminal. Hope you're fast enough to also run away from the cops!

Stupid person.

Also, OP could also spend the free time taking a multitude of selfies on the couple's camera.