By unknown - United States - Cape Coral
Today, a couple stopped me on the beach to take a picture of them kissing in front of the sunset. I agreed feeling generous, until they continued making out after the picture was taken, leaving me standing there awkwardly with their camera. FML
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  wldd0g  |  9

Photo bombing at its finest.

Or perhaps you keep taking pictures. Get a few close shots, then some farther away shots, then.... Then.... You get into the spirit yourself and start telling him to grab her ass, and for her to bite his neck. Really become the porn director you know you have in you.

By  perdix  |  29

You don't know the etiquette down here in Florida. In such a situation, it's polite if you start masturbating quietly to show your approval of the amorous couple. It's like a thumbs-up, so to speak.