Today, I went on a first date, and it was going surprisingly well. As we were saying goodbye, I leaned in for a kiss. Just as our lips were about to meet, a car full of teenagers drove by and one of them yelled, "TONGUE SANDWICH." My date burst out laughing. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I was on a date with a guy I really like. Everything went well, and then he wanted to kiss me. As he leaned towards me, I got slightly panicky and ducked out of the way, causing him to headbutt the car behind me. Now we know why I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML
Today, while on a first date, I leaned in to kiss her, but my lips somehow brushed against her nose instead. I panicked and ended up kissing her forehead like a grandma saying goodbye to a child. FML
Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Everything was going great until I laughed so hard at one of his jokes that I snorted, choked on my drink, and accidentally slapped his face while trying to cover my mouth. We didn't order dessert. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Midway through dinner, I felt something stuck in my teeth and, trying to be discreet, attempted to remove it. In the process, I flicked a piece of food across the table and it landed in his drink. He looked at it, then at me, then sighed. FML
Today, I was on a date, everything was charming and fun, so I went in for a kiss. She turned her head at the last second, and I ended up kissing her ear. We both went on to pretend that it didn’t happen, but the silence was deafening. FML
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Today, I went on an excellent first date. After the 'end of the date kiss' came, "I suppose this is where I tell you that I'm married." FML
Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML
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Anderling 32
Sometimes you can either sit and stew over a bad thing for hours or you can acknowledge that something was actually kind of funny and accept it as a Fun Anecdote for Parties and Friends. Your date almost certainly went with the second option here. For what it's worth, I think it might be worth a shot to ask her out on another date that'll hopefully end better, if that's also what you want.
Crowned Sataness 12
oh come on that's hilarious and a great memory to start a relationship with. lighten up. life is miserable when you're serious all the time
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Anderling 32
Sometimes you can either sit and stew over a bad thing for hours or you can acknowledge that something was actually kind of funny and accept it as a Fun Anecdote for Parties and Friends. Your date almost certainly went with the second option here. For what it's worth, I think it might be worth a shot to ask her out on another date that'll hopefully end better, if that's also what you want.
Crowned Sataness 12
oh come on that's hilarious and a great memory to start a relationship with. lighten up. life is miserable when you're serious all the time
RichardPencil 30
Move on! Dump him! No second date! He's got a sense of humor...gross!
FluffythePink 23
Next time, find a slightly more romantic setting for a first kiss but that's still hilarious. Gotta love teenage chaos mongers sometimes. I hope you have a second date set up?
Earl_KarmasBitch 34
Ask them out for a second date. Take them to a deli. Get a tongue sandwich. Then it will become a cute in-joke for the two of you.