Love: Today, after a romantic dinner, movie, and stroll in the park,...

By First Kiss - 07/12/2012 12:39 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, after a romantic dinner, movie, and stroll in the park, we had our first kiss. It would have been perfect, had a passerby not thrown rubbish at us for "unnecessary public display of affection." FML

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By baconbreath=| - 13/11/2010 05:12 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I had a picnic on the beach. It was so romantic and perfect. He leant forward to kiss me. Once we had kissed he said, "We haven't even started eating yet", and passed me a mint. FML

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By johncabbot25 - 23/12/2011 10:53 - Canada

Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML

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By manderz? - 03/08/2016 00:18 - United States - Beach Haven

Today, after having an amazing first date with my long time crush, we ended up going out to dinner. We shared a meal, and it was delicious! This would have been the ultimate dream come true... Except for the part about me throwing up in his car on the way back home. FML

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By ColdHeat - 16/04/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML

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By Mojo - 14/12/2009 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML

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The Taste of Love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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A little extra

By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 23:23 - United States

Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML

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By Someguy - 06/06/2011 18:55 - Belgium

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to declare my love to the girl I have a crush on. I guess I shouldn't have gone and kissed her without warning, because now my face is covered with slap marks, and I had to explain myself at the police station for sexual harassement. FML

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By unknown - 07/04/2013 04:26 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, a couple stopped me on the beach to take a picture of them kissing in front of the sunset. I agreed feeling generous, until they continued making out after the picture was taken, leaving me standing there awkwardly with their camera. FML

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Interruption

By Freddie06 - 18/10/2023 22:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a first date, and it was going surprisingly well. As we were saying goodbye, I leaned in for a kiss. Just as our lips were about to meet, a car full of teenagers drove by and one of them yelled, "TONGUE SANDWICH." My date burst out laughing. FML

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kell84 5

Friday 7 December 2012 16:29

Dafuq? Enjoy the day. **** that loser. He's just sad that he can't kiss anyone.

Welshite 39

Friday 7 December 2012 16:30

Tell him off for his unnecessary display of littering.

Comments

mercsl65 7

Friday 7 December 2012 18:00

Rudeness always loses

FalconSam1414 19

Friday 7 December 2012 18:01

Wow, some people. He's just a jealous asshat, don't let it get to you! :)

showen_fml 4

Friday 7 December 2012 18:28

What a rubbish.

buckdharma 36

Friday 7 December 2012 18:40

Dam op, the umpire threw the flag at you for ''unnecessary public display of affection.'' That's when you're supposed to call a time out, then you send in the kicking team.

lowshadows 21

Friday 7 December 2012 19:03

my first kiss went a little like this ( kissing sound) a and twist (kissing sound) and twist.

Saikon1357 25

Friday 7 December 2012 19:35

I've never understood why people hate PDA so much.

User57777 13

Friday 7 December 2012 20:29

Probably because they don't have anyone to kiss, they've never been loved by someone else, or they just find it annoying.

SillyGirl4602 23

Saturday 8 December 2012 4:30

My boyfriend and I will hold hands or give each other a quick tap on the lips but we do not make out in public. I feel that PDA can be inappropriate depending on where you are and who is around you. OP didn't deserve this though. It seems like it was an innocent first kiss.

aardvarkish 15

Friday 7 December 2012 19:57

Very poetic, Noor.

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 7 December 2012 19:57

all this talk about perversion is making me hor... interested.

jelly713 19

Friday 7 December 2012 20:12

It's okay OP. People feel lonely when they see PDA, (not the sex in public stuff, that's where people wanna throw up). Some people stare & hate even if you're just hugging & holding hands. I once got shot by a paintball gun from a drive away car with guys shouting "How do you like that now?!" when my arm was wrapped around my boyfriend's on the way to the car one night. Luckily they only shot my elbow & left. Moral of the story, people are bitter. & you have to not let it bother you if they act out cruelly. Be happy, no matter what happens. It's your life not theirs.