By Mojo - 14/12/2009 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML
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I'll bet this wasn't the first time you had wood in your ass.

I understand the phase of "crush" is the time you want everything to go "perfectly." Hopefully, you can look back and laugh at it, too. On my 3rd date with my now husband, oh boy did I make a fool of myself I thought for sure he'd think I was crazy.. but we both laughed at it, and now we're happily married!

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i'd laugh too.

o.o I'm not going out with anyone and I'm in love with someone... There's something wrong with that?

How old are you? 12?

ya obviously, how do you love someone unless your with them and spending time with them and its more then just a friendship. if your not with the person i do believe its more lust then love....

Yes, there is something totally fundamentally wrong with that. The fact that you even have to ask indicates that you are a sinner and going to hell. Good luck dodging Satan, you sinful excuse for a person. OP: YDI for being a common cunt, especially as you are female, and saying 'arse' when bottom, bum, ass... etc would have sufficed.

Pendatic, can you spell "troll"? Seriously. Don't feed it.

lol, #12 was my brother. he has a habit of coming on this and commenting. ignore it if it's rubbish like that, it just feeds his already massive ego.

You dont have to be going out with someone to love them...... Tbh, its stupid to wait like 2 yeArs to say i love you anyway!

I've been in love with someone for two years. a year and a half of which we weren't together. It can happen to people, you just know when you love someone. besides being with them and then loving them, that's basically saying that you have to learn how to love him/her. Would it or would it not make more sense to just love someone and not have to learn how to love them? It's almost like with a baby, you love him/her before you know him/her. See what I'm saying??

Haha I would of laughed to

Haha I would of laughed to

so ye weren't even going out and he said he loves you........hmmmmmmmm okay........

FHL for having a splinter dick.

Wats an arse haha

I'll bet this wasn't the first time you had wood in your ass.

You meant to say he dropped his pants, positioned his splinter, and you sat on him while the "splinter" slid in your cornhole.

FUCKING WIN!

#5, I love you. But not in the creepy crush way.

why would you scream

Have YOU ever gotten a splinter up YOUR butt?

I understand the phase of "crush" is the time you want everything to go "perfectly." Hopefully, you can look back and laugh at it, too. On my 3rd date with my now husband, oh boy did I make a fool of myself I thought for sure he'd think I was crazy.. but we both laughed at it, and now we're happily married!

So what? Not even close to an FML.

i would say this is a great story to tell the kids some day, but crushes are for high school and you are far too immature to know or even begin to understand what love is. I give this a year...maybe two and you'll be through

Yea because u kno this random person on fml so well that u kno she's immature...

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