Today, after a romantic dinner, movie, and stroll in the park, we had our first kiss. It would have been perfect, had a passerby not thrown rubbish at us for "unnecessary public display of affection." FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had a picnic on the beach. It was so romantic and perfect. He leant forward to kiss me. Once we had kissed he said, "We haven't even started eating yet", and passed me a mint. FML
Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML
Today, after having an amazing first date with my long time crush, we ended up going out to dinner. We shared a meal, and it was delicious! This would have been the ultimate dream come true... Except for the part about me throwing up in his car on the way back home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to declare my love to the girl I have a crush on. I guess I shouldn't have gone and kissed her without warning, because now my face is covered with slap marks, and I had to explain myself at the police station for sexual harassement. FML
Today, a couple stopped me on the beach to take a picture of them kissing in front of the sunset. I agreed feeling generous, until they continued making out after the picture was taken, leaving me standing there awkwardly with their camera. FML
Today, I went on a first date, and it was going surprisingly well. As we were saying goodbye, I leaned in for a kiss. Just as our lips were about to meet, a car full of teenagers drove by and one of them yelled, "TONGUE SANDWICH." My date burst out laughing. FML
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Top comments
kell84 5
Dafuq? Enjoy the day. **** that loser. He's just sad that he can't kiss anyone.
Welshite 40
Tell him off for his unnecessary display of littering.
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Comments (102)
AlexRen 21
The passerby is jealous he/she can't find someone to show affection to. Don't even trip at least you got a kiss unlike that loser.
bubina 14
What a rubbish way to react!
jdkappel 1
Thanks you! Someone comments on the word rubbish...
NagainaFier 16
...rubbish= trash in the UK. And probably other places. And it was a pun. Dear God. *prepares for the thumb downs for breaking the cardinal rule of punning*
ICastillo 25
Romantic Dinner, movie, and a stroll in the park...Ain't nobody got time for dat.
CallmeRyuzaki 0
Where you porking in the park? That would shed new light to this fml.
lilhellian 27
Yes they were porking. They also have a rubbish fetish it helps them get off. /sarcasm
tacojauns 45
ahhhhhhhh So Romantic
Cainicide 5
Aw, is that how I win girls?
DCvRkey2012 7
Girls arent supposed to be "won" in that sense. Girls arent prizes in a rigged fair game.
Cryogenix 12
Well that was trashy of them.
Cryogenix 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Ew.
yesyesnonono 10
Kick their ass. Just find them, walk up, and whoop their ass.
Daze619 3
I don't understand pda. Then again I don't understand feelings at all since I don't have any...
hamrtym 15
Really? Then why is Hanna McKay still breathing?!?
raphanne_fml 33
#35 He must have feelings after all. Hidden by his dark passenger.
Daze619 3
That chapter has yet to unfold itself.