Gross, dude

By Anonymous - 06/11/2018 03:00

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Today, I took my date home for sex after quite a long dry spell. As he took off his shoes, I was hit right in the nose by the most disgusting foot odour I've ever encountered. It was so bad I forgot all about sex and threw him out. That was 3 hours ago and I can still smell it on the carpet. FML
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awkward_loser69 21

I guess you can say you two started off on the wrong foot 😃 I’ll show myself out....

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Fire is the only answer. You have to burn it all.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Fire is the only answer. You have to burn it all.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

If the smell is so bad it's still around after three hours, the only acceptable place to move to is Venus.

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PenguinPal3017 19

Now that's what I call a sticky situation!

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awkward_loser69 21

I guess you can say you two started off on the wrong foot 😃 I’ll show myself out....

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sourgirl101 28

If his feet were that bad that you can still smell them 3 hours later, I’m sure his booty hole was just as smelly. Soap and water are everyone’s friend. Especially during dry spells.

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RichardPencil 30

Your dry spell mustn’t be too long. If you were really horny, you would have found a way to power on past the smelly feet. Of course, who knows what his dick smelled like! That could’ve driven you to celibacy.

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Peaches1914 13

Fungus? Diabetes? Or gangrene? Also may suffer from a lack of smell which is a medical condition May be suggesting a Doctor visit might be merciful

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