By Anonymous

Gross, dude

  Today, I took my date home for sex after quite a long dry spell. As he took off his shoes, I was hit right in the nose by the most disgusting foot odour I've ever encountered. It was so bad I forgot all about sex and threw him out. That was 3 hours ago and I can still smell it on the carpet. FML
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By  PenguinPal3017  |  19

Now that's what I call a sticky situation!

By  sourgirl101  |  28

If his feet were that bad that you can still smell them 3 hours later, I’m sure his booty hole was just as smelly. Soap and water are everyone’s friend. Especially during dry spells.

By  RichardPencil  |  30

Your dry spell mustn’t be too long. If you were really horny, you would have found a way to power on past the smelly feet.

Of course, who knows what his dick smelled like! That could’ve driven you to celibacy.