By The Sbeak - 13/02/2009 15:54 - United States

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
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