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By eyepatch - United States - Albany
Today, while I was giving a school presentation about life as an injured, deformed soldier, someone asked if the reason I wear an eyepatch is because I'm a pirate. I wouldn't have minded, had I not been presenting to high-school students. FML
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And today, on Dr Phil…

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By  CheekyRaccoon  |  27

Should've said, aye I lost it battling Colonel White beard for the last peice of chicken, I should of known not to have challenge him for his chicken, but I wanted it so bad, since I hadn't eaten for some time. What I didn't know is that he liked to play dirty when he fights. Long story short I got forked in me eye.

I'm sorry if you had lost your eye and not just happened to have the eyepatch for pinkeye.

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  species4872  |  19

Aww leave him alone, at least he breaks up the monotony.

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By  CheekyRaccoon  |  27

Should've said, aye I lost it battling Colonel White beard for the last peice of chicken, I should of known not to have challenge him for his chicken, but I wanted it so bad, since I hadn't eaten for some time. What I didn't know is that he liked to play dirty when he fights. Long story short I got forked in me eye.

I'm sorry if you had lost your eye and not just happened to have the eyepatch for pinkeye.

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