By eyepatch - 19/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Albany

Today, while I was giving a school presentation about life as an injured, deformed soldier, someone asked if the reason I wear an eyepatch is because I'm a pirate. I wouldn't have minded, had I not been presenting to high-school students. FML
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maharb01 17
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thank you for your service

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CheekyRaccoon 27

Should've said, aye I lost it battling Colonel White beard for the last peice of chicken, I should of known not to have challenge him for his chicken, but I wanted it so bad, since I hadn't eaten for some time. What I didn't know is that he liked to play dirty when he fights. Long story short I got forked in me eye. I'm sorry if you had lost your eye and not just happened to have the eyepatch for pinkeye.

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RichardPencil 30
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If you addressed a college crowd, they ask about your hidden booty and if they could look at your booty.

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Arashikage 18
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Do you ever think before you type?

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species4872 19

Aww leave him alone, at least he breaks up the monotony.

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FrozenMusic 26
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Maybe the person was trying to make you laugh seeing your circumstances. Perhaps it was a way to make the situation lighthearted.

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CheekyRaccoon 27

Should've said, aye I lost it battling Colonel White beard for the last peice of chicken, I should of known not to have challenge him for his chicken, but I wanted it so bad, since I hadn't eaten for some time. What I didn't know is that he liked to play dirty when he fights. Long story short I got forked in me eye. I'm sorry if you had lost your eye and not just happened to have the eyepatch for pinkeye.

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CheekyRaccoon 27

Having read the FML again, I'm a moron and misinterpreted where it mattered. Now it became such a shitty morbid joke, I'm sorry.

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maharb01 17
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thank you for your service

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hatman17 5
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I'm sorry bro that sucks but thank you for your service

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slimeking3 3
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thank you for your service :)

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Branessa9611 14
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Thank you for your service, sir.

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Cali 54
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IIRC high school was a cesspool of stupidity, hormones, and pranks. Don't take it personally!

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anymyous 3

Thank you for your service.

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Bearsmomma 30
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I would've expected it from high school kids. Many of them are assholes!

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