FML : Today, while I was giving a school presentation about life as an injured, deformed soldier, someone asked if the reason I wear an eyepatch is because I'm...

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Today, while I was giving a school presentation about life as an injured, deformed soldier, someone asked if the reason I wear an eyepatch is because I'm a pirate. I wouldn't have minded, had I not been presenting to high-school students. FML

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By eyepatch - / Sunday 19 February 2017 10:00 / United States - Albany

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By maharb01 | 17

#7413042 - Sunday 19 February 2017 06:11

thank you for your service

By CheekyRaccoon | 27

#7413021 - Sunday 19 February 2017 05:20

Should've said, aye I lost it battling Colonel White beard for the last peice of chicken, I should of known not to have challenge him for his chicken, but I wanted it so bad, since I hadn't eaten for some time. What I didn't know is that he liked to play dirty when he fights. Long story short I got forked in me eye. I'm sorry if you had lost your eye and not just happened to have the eyepatch for pinkeye.

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By RichardPencil | 22

#7413000 - Sunday 19 February 2017 04:13

If you addressed a college crowd, they ask about your hidden booty and if they could look at your booty.

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Arashikage | 18

#7413084 - Sunday 19 February 2017 07:53

Do you ever think before you type?

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species4872 | 19

#7413121 - Sunday 19 February 2017 08:50

Aww leave him alone, at least he breaks up the monotony.

By FrozenMusic | 26

#7413006 - Sunday 19 February 2017 04:37

Maybe the person was trying to make you laugh seeing your circumstances. Perhaps it was a way to make the situation lighthearted.

By CheekyRaccoon | 27

#7413021 - Sunday 19 February 2017 05:20

Should've said, aye I lost it battling Colonel White beard for the last peice of chicken, I should of known not to have challenge him for his chicken, but I wanted it so bad, since I hadn't eaten for some time. What I didn't know is that he liked to play dirty when he fights. Long story short I got forked in me eye. I'm sorry if you had lost your eye and not just happened to have the eyepatch for pinkeye.

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CheekyRaccoon | 27

#7413140 - Sunday 19 February 2017 09:16

Having read the FML again, I'm a moron and misinterpreted where it mattered. Now it became such a shitty morbid joke, I'm sorry.

By maharb01 | 17

#7413042 - Sunday 19 February 2017 06:11

thank you for your service

By hatman17 | 1

#7413093 - Sunday 19 February 2017 07:59

I'm sorry bro that sucks but thank you for your service

By slimeking3 | 3

#7413107 - Sunday 19 February 2017 08:17

thank you for your service :)

By Branessa9611 | 14

#7413122 - Sunday 19 February 2017 08:52

Thank you for your service, sir.

By Cali | 45

#7413236 - Monday 20 February 2017 12:59

IIRC high school was a cesspool of stupidity, hormones, and pranks. Don't take it personally!

By anymyous | 3

#7413310 - Monday 20 February 2017 05:18

Thank you for your service.

By Bearsmomma | 30

#7413379 - Monday 20 February 2017 09:20

I would've expected it from high school kids. Many of them are assholes!

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