By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
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If you wanted to smell his ass, you could have just asked. Pervert.

thebestof1984 0

Slap that ass!!!


DRock525 0


Yes, but wtf, it's not a FML at all.

yourbudtravis 0

I know right?

AlwaySunny 0

you should have told him crack is wack

FYL.. really op but YDI for stare back at his ass

He's a large man with a large ass. I think it's hard to not stare when his ass is two feet far from your face.

thats not gross thats HOT

Why was his bare ass staring at you? Did his ass think you looked funny?

you shouldve spanked him and told him he's a bad boy just to see what he'd do

that is beyond nasty

At least you didn't see his junk. Or did you? ;)

I'll have you know that was me and I'm offended!

Taste it see if you like it.

lol 54 she stared cuz the ass cracked up at her

m0tl3ycru3 0

lol he mooned you

pro_13_ 0

give that old man some dollar bills !!!!

m0tl3ycru3 0

Lol he mooned you

If you wanted to smell his ass, you could have just asked. Pervert.

I'm surprised she didn't spank it!! ha ha ha

nice fake picture 3.

obviously it's a fake. it's computer generated, and 3 is a dude.

and he likes cheese.

PSQ91 6

He speaks dutch too.

damn that's a hot pic. to bad it's weird ass guy.

it's the pic of a house/techno channel on youtube, don't hate

I like the picture

The picture in my profile is actually one that I took, last year, in SoCal. Her name is Vee.

KUTAIDSVLEKHOER:D Dutch Ftw. no rly im swedish >.>

definitely not a whore. zeker niet een hoer. and Swedish != Dutch. FYI.

thebestof1984 0

Slap that ass!!!

smack that, all on the floor

AlwaySunny 0

smack that, give me some more

smack that, till you get sore.

malpalll 0

smack that, ohhhhhhhhh


Brandnewuser 0

and repeat

smack that, all on the floor

PSQ91 6

Smack that, give me some more Smack that...

HarryMcC 1

till you get sore

take me to the candy shop...

Ahlph 0


MuffyStJacques 0

Did you smack his ass?

Why did you not get up and move? Or even stand if the bus was full?

that's so meannnn!!! :(

I hope you said loudly 'Eeeeeeeew, that's fucking gross', so that the whole bus could share in it.