Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML
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Today, a sweet old lady gave up her seat for me in the bus. She lectured the entire bus that seats should be given to those in need, like myself who is "heavily pregnant." I'm just fat. FML
Today, a businessman in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML
Today, I entered the crowded bus and one man sitting in the priority seat glanced at me. Upon seeing my protruding tummy, he quickly offered me his seat. I took the seat. I am not pregnant. FML
Today, I saw a woman who I thought was pregnant on the bus. Trying to be nice, I offered her my seat and congratulated her. She wasn't pregnant, just holding a large bag of groceries. The entire bus heard me and the death glare she gave could’ve turned me to stone. FML
Today, while taking the subway home, a woman offered me her seat. I smiled and declined. She said she insisted because of my "pregnancy." I was too ashamed to say I wasn't pregnant, so I just took the seat. FML
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML
Today, as I stepped into a subway car, I noticed some free seats and began walking towards them. A group of girls standing nearby looked at me, then at the seats, and made a run for them. They then high-fived, presumably as congratulations for sitting down before the pregnant lady could. FML
Today, I had to spend a long bus ride with my chest pressed against the window, because some mammoth of a woman decided to squeeze her double wide ass into my seat. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
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lordslaya53 14
Just be happy he didn't eat you
red_headforlife 15
I'd call him an obese asshole and tell him to get the hell out of the seat. What a jerk.
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dajoker819 1
That is why I don't like obese people
DinosaurTacoTime 18
Dumb Jerkburger.
ocramavaf 15
karma will get him although cholesterol will give karma a run for it's money
Raesin 21
This is why I generally stay in my seat regardless who gets on the bus/train/transport. Only give your seat to old people, being pregnant or fat is a lifestyle choice and people know what kind of difficulties it might entail. People don't choose to get old and stiff though.
SAspring 17
I don't think one of the difficulties women consider when getting pregnant is "hmm but will I still get a seat on the bus/train".
rott3n 6
After he loses his legs to diabetes he won't be waddling anymore.
Vinnie500 14
Should have smacked the fat ass in "it's" mouth and told "it" to get off the bus to lose some weight.
FlyingMonkey228 5
I got screamed at for offering once, by a lady who was grey haired, in support tights, and visibly shaking on the tube. The world is full of crazy but I will still offer my seat. In Brazil they had signs for obese/pregnant/old/disabled for the first bus seat (but obese won't get through the tur
interesting33 37
He might have needed it - I think when you get to a certain weight - you are classified as disabled... but that was very rude of him. I hope someone else gave the lady a seat and well done for doing so and sticking up for her! I would not have had the guts to say that - well done!
Vinnie500 14
Really!?!? Over-eating a disability? Are you dumb. That is self inflicted and there is NO way "it" should get a seat over a pregnant woman.
Valiumknights44 12
Stop saying "it". Obese or not that man is still a human being. What is wrong with you?
SoylentCandycorn 10
Some people genuinely have obesity because of health reasons, or they over-eat because of loneliness and depression... it isn't fair to write them all off as entitled, lazy fat *****. But I'd say in this case the guy is just that: an entitled, lazy fat ****.
Vinnie500 14
There is nothing wrong with me. I say "it", because if you are that grossly over weight, you become a blob and no longer rate as a person. And before you shoot any snarky comments my way, yes I know what it is like to battle weight problems. I have had to battle to keep my weight down since I sustained an injury, but I do something about it. I workout 4-5 times a week. So if they can't get up off their lazy backsides and do something about it, it is their OWN DAMN FAULT. The should be no pity given.
squideth 18
178 wow. While I do not condone what this guy did, you do not personally know every overweight person out there. You don't know their life or struggles or shit about them. To disregard them as human beings simply because of their weight is HORRIBLE. Do you seriously think doing that and being so disrespectful is helping anyone? You must be a pretty unhappy person, you should probably work on that instead of projecting your angry bitterness on STRANGERS.
sulitak 27
not sure why this posted on this comment. strange...
santel_fml 8
What a fat ****
blackshades 2
What a bastard.