Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML
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Today, a sweet old lady gave up her seat for me in the bus. She lectured the entire bus that seats should be given to those in need, like myself who is "heavily pregnant." I'm just fat. FML
Today, a businessman in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML
Today, I entered the crowded bus and one man sitting in the priority seat glanced at me. Upon seeing my protruding tummy, he quickly offered me his seat. I took the seat. I am not pregnant. FML
Today, I saw a woman who I thought was pregnant on the bus. Trying to be nice, I offered her my seat and congratulated her. She wasn't pregnant, just holding a large bag of groceries. The entire bus heard me and the death glare she gave could’ve turned me to stone. FML
Today, while taking the subway home, a woman offered me her seat. I smiled and declined. She said she insisted because of my "pregnancy." I was too ashamed to say I wasn't pregnant, so I just took the seat. FML
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML
Today, as I stepped into a subway car, I noticed some free seats and began walking towards them. A group of girls standing nearby looked at me, then at the seats, and made a run for them. They then high-fived, presumably as congratulations for sitting down before the pregnant lady could. FML
Today, I had to spend a long bus ride with my chest pressed against the window, because some mammoth of a woman decided to squeeze her double wide ass into my seat. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
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lordslaya53 14
Just be happy he didn't eat you
red_headforlife 15
I'd call him an obese asshole and tell him to get the hell out of the seat. What a jerk.
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Comments (130)
Jon15805 7
What a douche. I hate fat ppl more now.
luminos_ 9
He's not 'fat', he's obese. There's a difference. And also,just because of an FML you 'hate fat people more' ?
gremlin_bros 19
Sorry but a bitch slap is in order here. I would have belted him so hard his own stank wouldn't recognize him. That or he would have meet the business end of my boot!!! In any case the pregnant lady would had a place to sit or I would be dead period. You did right what you tried to do was very honorable something sorely lacking this day and age.
isabellegypsy 12
The way you said he "oozed" into the seat made me picture the man as Jabba the Hutt.
BeachGirl27 23
Yeah, me too!
hellonyancat 6
This is so well written. What an asshole. Maybe he was tired or whatever but you don't push people out of the way(especially not pregnant ladies) and you don't call people bitches for doing something nice.
SoSickWithIt 14
Damn you New Zealand, I just wasted my only Hostess joke I'll ever have. **** YOU! Why can't you be in America fat ass!?
evilhacker935 3
Wow what an insignificant prick!!! What is this world coming to when someone moves to give their seat to a pregnant woman only to have it stolen by a gelatinous mass of fat!!!
journeytotheend 16
Lol I thought it was gonna end in the lady not being pregnant
His_Holiness 18
But they take up double the seats!
jelly713 19
**** bitter fat people. I've had too many bitter fat people shove me, steal seats I was offering to elderly people & fat people demanding I give up my seat after walking 5 miles. They're fat most of the time because of gluttony & sloth! OP, the trick to giving up a seat is calling out to the person, ask them to walk over & when they get there give them the seat. Don't just get up. Kindness is not always respected.
AngrySailor 17
Maybe "Fat Bastard" did have a physical issue. But there is also the issue of being a "Man" and sucking it up for an obviously pregnant woman. I feel no sympathy for Mr. Baconator!