FML : Today, I entered the crowded bus and one man sitting in the priority seat glanced at me. Upon seeing my protruding tummy, he quickly offered me his seat....

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Today, I entered the crowded bus and one man sitting in the priority seat glanced at me. Upon seeing my protruding tummy, he quickly offered me his seat. I took the seat. I am not pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By preggers - / Monday 8 February 2010 10:52 / United Kingdom

Transportation

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By SailorButterfly | 8

#834895 - Monday 8 February 2010 16:35

At least he was kind enough to offer his seat. And you saved him embarrassment by taking it instead of pointing out the error. I think the situation went as smoothly as it could.
Maybe you can use this as your wake up call to finally get on a path to losing weight if it really bothered you.
Mine was when I saw myself in a picture about 2 years ago...I was so big, my face looked like it was swollen from a bee sting or something.
I was disgusted with myself, so I started doing something about it. 35 pounds lost so far. :)

By xxmarlboroxx | 0

#834887 - Monday 8 February 2010 16:33

bahaha you got a free seat and you're bitching about it? @5 grown up you jerk

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By Tandrael | 0

#834845 - Monday 8 February 2010 16:20

ouch that sucks

TrekkieGirl | 0

#834964 - Monday 8 February 2010 17:03

It doesn't suck, she took the seat and posted an FML about it...lol. Therefore, she couldn't have been too upset or offended by the gesture.

Also, OP appearing pregnant even though your not, isn't exactly something to be proud of.

MrHighlight | 0

#835101 - Monday 8 February 2010 17:57

"Also, OP appearing pregnant even though your not, isn't exactly something to be proud of."

That's PROBABLY what the fml is about. She still deserves it for nicking his seat though. He might've been seriously handicapped, OP is just fat.

dofoos | 0

#835108 - Monday 8 February 2010 18:00

maybe he was trying to be a gentleman and give his seat up for a lady

TheBeakie | 0

#835238 - Monday 8 February 2010 19:15

Agree to #40 prob just being a good gentleman

TouchMyBody | 1

#835572 - Monday 8 February 2010 21:19

Lay off the twinkies then...Or buy a bowflex

hotscar | 3

#835735 - Monday 8 February 2010 22:41

unless she was too ashamed to admit it and just took the seat to cover it up

RevengeOnYou | 0

#835789 - Monday 8 February 2010 23:25

Who cares if he thinks your pregnant. Free seat. Win all.

drummerboy0011 | 0

#835820 - Monday 8 February 2010 23:53

WTF that's what FML is for

Cambo9000 | 0

#836160 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:27

at least you got to sit

HeresReality | 0

#836415 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:37

"I'm fat fml"

here's an idea, how about you lose wait if being fat bothers you

typing up an fml doesn't count as exercise by the way

KrissehFML | 0

#836539 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 3:00

#1 is pretty xD

swantonboy96 | 0

#836576 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 3:10

ohh, burn, whered you get that joke from your dad telling your mom, listen i bet your like 9 or some shit like that, oh and by the way its 'weight' not 'wait', which makes me belive you're a nine year old... or at least have the mental capacity of one.

jme89 | 0

#837367 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 8:11

I always wanted to buy a bowflex

daflyinhawaiian | 0

#843423 - Thursday 11 February 2010 4:40

stop trollin

By killerviral | 0

#834848 - Monday 8 February 2010 16:22

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

ktbird | 0

#835218 - Monday 8 February 2010 19:02

agreed YDI for being fat

pongmaster | 0

#835771 - Monday 8 February 2010 23:12

yeah true get on the treadmill at the gym but make sure to check that there aren't any young children around or anyone else that looks like they would get grossed out

yungjct | 0

#836899 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 4:43

nice guy. appreciate what is right with the world, not what is wrong with yourself OP.

SadinSherman | 16

#1601719 - Monday 25 October 2010 16:22

You could have a private gym in your house.

illjusbedamned | 0

#1722391 - Friday 19 November 2010 9:29

Next time skip the bus. Walk instead.

By Hapsap | 0

#834865 - Monday 8 February 2010 16:26

eat less, move more.

By demonic562 | 0

#834883 - Monday 8 February 2010 16:31

piggy piggy piggy oink oink u Fatass lose some weight

alexandraa_fml | 0

#835098 - Monday 8 February 2010 17:56

Guffaw.

thetink | 0

#836621 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 3:21

wow ur being really mean so people have to take meds and some of the side affects are weight gain how do u know that it why the are over weight and I bet ur a fat ass too!
b••••

thetink | 0

#836631 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 3:24

# 5 u need to stfu

musicmaniac0099 | 0

#2919510 - Monday 18 July 2011 7:57

5- you jerk! you don't even know what she looks like. Weight doesn't have anything to do with personality & feelings! screw you (:

By xxmarlboroxx | 0

#834887 - Monday 8 February 2010 16:33

bahaha you got a free seat and you're bitching about it? @5 grown up you jerk

By faxe | 0

#834889 - Monday 8 February 2010 16:34

maybe he just thought you were fat and could not support your own weight on moving bus.

scorpioserpent | 1

#836257 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:02

lmao at #7!
That's exactly what happened. YDI for being fat.

By TomFantastic | 0

#834894 - Monday 8 February 2010 16:35

To be fair on the guy he may have just been attempting to be chivalrous, so it's harsh for you to be feeling indignant concerning his kind action.

By SailorButterfly | 8

#834895 - Monday 8 February 2010 16:35

kayvan | 8

#835439 - Monday 8 February 2010 20:32

Great job, sailorbutterfly!

taradeborde87 | 3

#3890175 - Monday 16 January 2012 2:23

#9, it's taken you TWO YEARS to lose 35 pounds?!?!

sulitak | 26

#5427317 - Saturday 30 March 2013 10:33

sometimes loosing weight is an up and down battle. shut up 128

and congrats on the starting weightloss :)

By PsychoMerk | 0

#834910 - Monday 8 February 2010 16:41

You know... in theme parks they let cripples go to the front of the line. Use it to your advantage Chubs :} It counts as a disability ;p obviously since you're taking the bus and unable to walk for long!! >_>