Today, as I stepped into a subway car, I noticed some free seats and began walking towards them. A group of girls standing nearby looked at me, then at the seats, and made a run for them. They then high-fived, presumably as congratulations for sitting down before the pregnant lady could. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while taking the subway home, a woman offered me her seat. I smiled and declined. She said she insisted because of my "pregnancy." I was too ashamed to say I wasn't pregnant, so I just took the seat. FML
Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML
Today, I entered the crowded bus and one man sitting in the priority seat glanced at me. Upon seeing my protruding tummy, he quickly offered me his seat. I took the seat. I am not pregnant. FML
Today, a businessman in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML
Today, I saw a woman who I thought was pregnant on the bus. Trying to be nice, I offered her my seat and congratulated her. She wasn't pregnant, just holding a large bag of groceries. The entire bus heard me and the death glare she gave could’ve turned me to stone. FML
Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML
Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML
Today, I offered my seat to an elderly lady on the subway. She quietly refused. Minutes later on a sharp turn, she almost fell down on two people. As I was clearly the youngest in the disability seating section, everyone on the train turned and glared at me. FML
Today, I was wearing a new $500 dress on a crowded train. I looked great and I could feel the eyes on me. A cute guy then offered me his seat, only boosting my confidence more until he said "for you and the baby," pointing at a bump in my dress. I'm not pregnant and wasted $500. FML
Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML
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simsgirlgem 25
This scares me as these girls will be in society in a few years
arioch_fml 20
Wow fyl Op, hopefully they were just too stupid to think that you could be pregnant.
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arioch_fml 20
Wow fyl Op, hopefully they were just too stupid to think that you could be pregnant.
KingKralj 31
What a bunch of bitches. I would have told the bus driver.
arioch_fml 20
Agreed, but gonna correct you, it is a subway, not a bus.
Neevster 18
They said subway, meaning it was a train, that possibly didn't have a driver at all
Spicy memeballs 3
Not sure what a bus driver could do on a subway car, but you do you boo.
Wendy O Koopa 5
uhh do you know how difficult it is to find the conductor of a subway?
Alexandria79 22
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
is it at all possible that they didn't see you? they might have been looking past you. I wouldn't be quick to judge them.
rivenrock 14
It's not like they gave her the seat afterwards.
Glowworm56 27
What a bunch of horrid little bitches!
simsgirlgem 25
This scares me as these girls will be in society in a few years
Regulate 21
You possibly might still look so svelte for your third trimester. It's never ok to assume someone is pregnant these days so they could have been gambling. Or, they could have been little ***** with no respect. Take your pick I guess?
Kurliez408 32
it's possible they had a long day and were too looking for seats, not noticing the others. I'd like to say they might have an invisible illness (like I do), but that seems unlikely in this case. whether they noticed you or not, surely they noticed you were next to them afterwards and should've cleared a space.
mariri9206 32
"A group of girls standing nearby looked at me, then at the seats. . . "
chellecandi 9
I am currently 40 weeks pregnant and completely understand. That is just so rude. My belly is huge right now and that happened to me on the bus the other day and I just stood in front of him with my belly in his face as I had no where else to stand anyway and he ran to take the last seat.
RockPrincess26 16
Good for you. Too bad you didn't have to fart. You could've farted in his face. "Oh? You're not an asshole? I could've sworn you were since you took that seat and made me stand while I'm pregnant."
gamefreakcon 9
You aren't disabled or elderly there is no reason to give up a seat.
DJRy 13
You must be a man, who has no respect for women or pregnancy, and do not understand the burden of it. :))
NirvanaLove 21
you should have flipped out then cry and blame it all on hormones
RockPrincess26 16
FML needs an angry face emoji. That was bullshit.