mikeylindo

Mr Tampa, USA 47 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 19 June 2012, 03:33 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML

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Sarah 17 August 2012, 07:45 Penhold, Canada

Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML

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