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50 favorites
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50 quality comments
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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Today, my family had dinner with my future in-laws for the first time. After a bottle of wine to herself, my mother loudly insisted that I'm out of her will. Apparently, I "molest towels" and leave them to "fester for days" in my "den of depravity". I'm sure they'll give me their daughter now. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By The Towel Molester - / Thursday 26 January 2012 14:49 / Australia

Drama!

Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fuckparents - / Monday 9 January 2012 23:01 / United States

Today, my parents tried to convince me to get a divorce. My wife and I are perfectly fine. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By rook / Monday 9 January 2012 09:08 / United States

Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By balkangirl94 / Friday 23 December 2011 07:42 / United States

Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By stinky - / Monday 12 December 2011 04:46 / United States

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The thumb strikes back

100 kick-ass comments

YDI Master

Judgmental

A new thumb

One more and it's business time

Drama!