About Istrukk

What I like in girls, not that it matters to you, but here it goes. 1.Preferably Dirty-Blond or Brunette hair. 2.Gotta have a smile that lights up the sky. 3.Has to be self-confident. I hate over-confidence. 4.Has to be self-motivated. I support women at work 5.Someone that can be my best friend too. 6.Has to enjoy camping. 7.Has to have differences, I don't want a female clone. 8.Has to be willing to work out problems, not just walk away. 9.Supports my interests, or at least respects them. 10.Don't be a whore. Period. 11.Don't give me a reason to call you a whore. 12.DON'T BE A WHORE. Questions? Save 'em, IDGAF.

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Up and coming moderator

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.


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100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

One more and it's business time

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