By CaptainSaveAHoe - 11/09/2012 00:42 - United States - Manteca
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so I planned for her to slip so I could mug her? the amount of logic in this comment is astounding.
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The word "fap-stick" will haunt me forever. Is that what you caught her with? Also autocorrect decided I meant rap-stick. Indeed.
People are so rude. It's sad when you see repercussions from trying to help someone.
17 - The ironic thing is that if OP hadn't been in that place at that time, the woman would've fallen. Now, she "could" have been perfectly fine, but we all FML is the land of worst case senarios where we make up a bunch of unknown shit to make a situation worse so.... she also could have very well fallen and broken her hip, and in her attempt to catch herself and failing, she thrust the stroller forward, sending it flying down a hill and then into traffic. Personally, I think OP was in the right place, at the right time, with the wrong woman. And what's with all these FMLs about men being assaulted for being nice to women?
You should have pushed her back onto the ground. But no, seriously, she's a real b****. If an FML comes up later talking about how a woman fell and punched a guy in his fap-stick then we should all say YDI.
Ungrateful. Women always seem to think men are "pervs" for the simplest, and/or kindest things they do. It's sad.
Reminds me of FMLs where guys got called sexist for holding the door open and offering to pay the bill...most women will accept it, but some seem to just want to be dropped on the floor.
No good deed goes unpunished. Next time, use your ninja skills for your own benefit. Like using a special technique that will rip that lady's cold heart out of the vacuum that is her body. She's not using the heart anyway, so yeah, easy pickings. Or.... Use your ninja skills to trip her and let her fall on her face, with you slowly blending in with the shadows, escaping all but the most astute detection. Your call OP.