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FML - The follow-up
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so I planned for her to slip so I could mug her? the amount of logic in this comment is astounding.
By CaptainSaveAHoe - / Tuesday 11 September 2012 00:42 / United States - Manteca
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  chtychtybngbng  |  38

I hate that we can't thumb up or down your comments! A lot of them are really funny and it would be interesting to see how the fml community's opinion stacks up against that of the staff. I know I can't be the only one who thinks this...

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  chrisbravo  |  38

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  auzz1_pride  |  16

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  auzz1_pride  |  16

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  perdix  |  16

Did anyone read the story? The OP is not a hero, he's the one that knocked the lady over in the first place! For all she knows, he could have intentionally bumped her just to have an excuse to save her. Kinda like the pyromaniac fireman.

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  Drigr  |  16

17 - The ironic thing is that if OP hadn't been in that place at that time, the woman would've fallen. Now, she "could" have been perfectly fine, but we all FML is the land of worst case senarios where we make up a bunch of unknown shit to make a situation worse so.... she also could have very well fallen and broken her hip, and in her attempt to catch herself and failing, she thrust the stroller forward, sending it flying down a hill and then into traffic. Personally, I think OP was in the right place, at the right time, with the wrong woman. And what's with all these FMLs about men being assaulted for being nice to women?

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  outoftown  |  16

#35, Perdix, I was thinking the same. Coincidence she stumbled just when OP was "trying to pass"? Sounds like OP was comming up fast, and she (and the kids) stumbled trying to avoid him. When he grabbed her, she was trying to protect herself and the kids.

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  MDTeddy  |  16

Just learn to ignore old ladies. You normally get hit in some form if you try to help them. Also, I would knock them out if they ever punch me for no reason.

By  wubbazugg  |  12

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  Jaxx66  |  12

So 4, since he used the word 'fap-stick' after he tried to do something nice; by your logic, you've probably done stupid or mean shit after you've done something nice. Therefore, you deserve anything bad that's ever happened to you.

By  SeahorseGuy  |  18

You should have pushed her back onto the ground. But no, seriously, she's a real b****. If an FML comes up later talking about how a woman fell and punched a guy in his fap-stick then we should all say YDI.

By  Jeffo193  |  24

Reminds me of FMLs where guys got called sexist for holding the door open and offering to pay the bill...most women will accept it, but some seem to just want to be dropped on the floor.

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  Tidus0  |  24

I made a Facebook status basically saying the reason chivalry is dead is because women voted it out when they got equal rights to men. So some ladies still have the I'm equal to you mentality and go off cos you did a nice thing for them.

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  IscoreOnU  |  16

I fucking hate people nowadays. Getting a thank you or anything is impossible. Just like that FML yesterday with the girl trying to make the little girl feel better. What is the world coming to :(

By  Ashter  |  41

When we start seeing fmls from women falling on the floor and complaining about the guy standing mere inches away, that didn't try to save them, we know who to blame.

By  cr3ativity  |  28

No good deed goes unpunished. Next time, use your ninja skills for your own benefit. Like using a special technique that will rip that lady's cold heart out of the vacuum that is her body. She's not using the heart anyway, so yeah, easy pickings. Or.... Use your ninja skills to trip her and let her fall on her face, with you slowly blending in with the shadows, escaping all but the most astute detection. Your call OP.

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