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horny grasshoppers.
Well, 1, you know what they say: Good things come to those who don't ask permission. ;)
Grasshoppers are disgusting exhibitionists. I've seen them **** in windows, on sidewalks, hell, that Armstrong guy prolly saw em doin the deed right there on our holy moon!
not an fml
when I was napping, my pet rat crawled up my pants.
how is that suppose to happen if the bf hasnt even been that far or he hasn't been frequently...
haha
haha 69 talked about sex.. win. xD and the bf didn't even get to second yet, it looks like. i don't think they're going to hop bases..
64: My ferret does that!
you have learned well young grasshoper
my little sister is deathly afraid of grasshoppers. I had to take one outside over the summer, but it kept on coming in through the window. then at school once, one jumped on her head, and when she came home, it was in her pants. all grasshoppers are perverts, just that one was a pedo-hopper :P
cousins of horney toads no doubt
hahaha that's hilarious!
Ditto
Naw, naw, naw, noobs are for dudes and opportunistic wildlife.
Oh wow, the T9 on my phone knows the word "noobs" better than the word "boobs". I obviously need to write about breasts more often.
#32 lol you must be a huge nerd:)
He probably doesn't mean T9 then. I think he means the autocorrect.
#36 There's nothing wrong with being a nerd...
obviously people have never seen what the blackberry pearl looks like, the b and the n are on the same key
fail! XD haha that's jokes! =p
Like the grasshopper, he too won't live to see tomorrow.
agree
It is just a grasshopper...and how exactly would you expect him to help?
He could try to help get it out of her shirt. Then, the OP could be so overwhelmed with appreciation and respect, he'd hit a home run. But I think what would happen if he did attempt to help, she'd squirm, scream, and elbow him in the nose.
ya i dont think her boyfriend would pass out on that opportunity.
it's a GRASSHOPPER. what's it going to do, infest her with it's babies or something? if my boyfriend had said something like that, i would have laughed. it's not that hard to get a bug out of your own shirt. she should have taken the joke instead of jumping on FML to complain about her boyfriend not helping her with a freaking bug >_>
number 138 speaks the truth. hahaa. what her bf said is hilarious. dont dump him ever! ;p
hilarious... don't see the fyl part tho, stop bein such a pussy.
What did u expect him to do? Reach down your shirt to grab the hopper or pull down your shirt and bra to get it out?
Awww yeeeaahh
15 exactly what I was thinking. That was a lose lose for him. it was either help you out by reaching down your shirt, or make a snappy comment about second base.
Exactly. Not a big deal anyway. I thought this website was called F my life, not F my day.
"The site is a recollection of everyday anecdotes likely to happen to anyone. They are published on the site and written exclusively by our users. This site is a place to “let it all out” and unwind by sharing those little things that screw with your day; it allows you to realize that you are not alone." If you want something pessimistic, this probably isn't the site for you, since in the intro it says "Little things that screw with your day" not "things that **** you over for life."
40, the comment was a win though. Anyway, I think the FML here is that the boyfriend refused to go to second base with her even though he had a legit excuse to.
I'm a bit confused, since they weren't gettin' hot and heavy at the time. Is it really going to second base if there isn't a game in session, or is it just a short walk on a ballfield?
That's what people usually do, Duhhh.
Well, since hardly anyone reads the rules and the introduction anyway, I doubt putting it on the FAQ would help it be seen any more than it already is. Since the site is user oriented, the staff probably assumes people with either A) ask one another, or B) Google it. I do agree that the rules should be more obvious though.
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horny grasshoppers.
silly grasshopper, boobs are for dudes!