Today, I woke up with a dead cockroach and its guts all over my forehead. My boyfriend responded by laughing hysterically and saying "Poor guy, never had a chance to see the world." FML
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kitkatkelly
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Well, it didn't.
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gameoverman_fml
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Your boyfriend is retarded. The cockroach was CLEARLY backpacking.
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kitkatkelly
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Well, it didn't.
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coloradodude12
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I just have to get my opinion out there. Who cares? You live in Hawaii.
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the_stereotype
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i just had a little baby barf. never want to wake up to that.
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Zhejan
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Apparently you have no idea what it feels like to be playing airplane with a baby, and having him throw up into your open mouth, and you accidentally swallow it as a reaction
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nabzilla
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oh god..eww.
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vespr
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+1
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Tearz
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Epic win.
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godsrightnutsack
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ew.
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atvarela
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niw cipe
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machete_fml
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you have something on your forehead and your BF has a sense of humour. FYL indeed, cry me a river
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Sun_Kissed18
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Exactly, its not like you ate it! It just crawled on you, tickled you, you "itched it" then woke up with guts on you. Take a shower and deal with it.
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moonlight_daze
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YDI for dating a funny guy.
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rairai897
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ok so how did she deserve it? she didnt do anything to deserve it, she could get rid of it and take a shower but she didnt deserve it
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moonlight_daze
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If she didn't want something like this to happen, she shouldn't have dated a funny guy.
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plexico
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If the cockroach had made it down to your pussy, it would have.
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lovemyblueeyes
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EW. Cockroaches are so gross. LOL that was funny what your bf said though.
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gameoverman_fml
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Your boyfriend is retarded. The cockroach was CLEARLY backpacking.
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Shmeaty
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who cares
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fringle
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Oh my gosh that is really disturbing. I'm not that afraid of insects but cockroaches are among the few that practically make me scream. FYL