By foxbrat - 11/10/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, I woke up with a dead cockroach and its guts all over my forehead. My boyfriend responded by laughing and saying "Poor guy, never had a chance to see the world." FML
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gameoverman_fml 0

Your boyfriend is retarded. The cockroach was CLEARLY backpacking.

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coloradodude12 0

I just have to get my opinion out there. Who cares? You live in Hawaii.

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the_stereotype 0

i just had a little baby barf. never want to wake up to that.

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Zhejan 0

Apparently you have no idea what it feels like to be playing airplane with a baby, and having him throw up into your open mouth, and you accidentally swallow it as a reaction

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machete_fml 0

you have something on your forehead and your BF has a sense of humour. FYL indeed, cry me a river

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Exactly, its not like you ate it! It just crawled on you, tickled you, you "itched it" then woke up with guts on you. Take a shower and deal with it.

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moonlight_daze 8

YDI for dating a funny guy.

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rairai897 0

ok so how did she deserve it? she didnt do anything to deserve it, she could get rid of it and take a shower but she didnt deserve it

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moonlight_daze 8

If she didn't want something like this to happen, she shouldn't have dated a funny guy.

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plexico 3

If the cockroach had made it down to your pussy, it would have.

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lovemyblueeyes 0

EW. Cockroaches are so gross. LOL that was funny what your bf said though.

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gameoverman_fml 0

Your boyfriend is retarded. The cockroach was CLEARLY backpacking.

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fringle 0

Oh my gosh that is really disturbing. I'm not that afraid of insects but cockroaches are among the few that practically make me scream. FYL

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