By foxbrat - 11/10/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, I woke up with a dead cockroach and its guts all over my forehead. My boyfriend responded by laughing and saying "Poor guy, never had a chance to see the world." FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 223
You deserved it 3 293

Same thing different taste

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I just have to get my opinion out there. Who cares? You live in Hawaii.

the_stereotype 0

i just had a little baby barf. never want to wake up to that.

Zhejan 0

Apparently you have no idea what it feels like to be playing airplane with a baby, and having him throw up into your open mouth, and you accidentally swallow it as a reaction

machete_fml 0

you have something on your forehead and your BF has a sense of humour. FYL indeed, cry me a river

Sun_Kissed18 25

Exactly, its not like you ate it! It just crawled on you, tickled you, you "itched it" then woke up with guts on you. Take a shower and deal with it.

moonlight_daze 8
rairai897 0

ok so how did she deserve it? she didnt do anything to deserve it, she could get rid of it and take a shower but she didnt deserve it

moonlight_daze 8

If she didn't want something like this to happen, she shouldn't have dated a funny guy.

If the cockroach had made it down to your pussy, it would have.

EW. Cockroaches are so gross. LOL that was funny what your bf said though.

Your boyfriend is retarded. The cockroach was CLEARLY backpacking.

fringle 0

Oh my gosh that is really disturbing. I'm not that afraid of insects but cockroaches are among the few that practically make me scream. FYL