By anonymous - United States
Today, while at dinner with my current boyfriend, my ex walked in with his new girlfriend. The waiter put them at the table next to ours, and the two of them had a front row seat to me spilling an entire guacamole salad on my lap out of nervousness. FML
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6: I love your picture!!! it's so cute! :)
OP: You shouldn't have been so nervous. I mean if you had another boyfriend, you should have been over you ex. And when you see him in public, you just show you have someone better now.

  KingDingALing  |  9

OP- That sounds like something i would do...

Not go on a date with a guy, if that's what people are thinking. -___-
But I would be clumsy as hell if i were nervous.

  Busterfml  |  0

Why be nervous about the presence of an ex. Either you are friends and things should be ok, or you don't care and they are basically strangers. Well at least it was just a salad spill and not a verbal slip of the tongue in front of your ex. That would actually be an FML.

  skittle68  |  0

It sounds easy but you cant really control that sort of thing. I went to my first doubles tournament with my bf a few months ago and my ex bf from like 6 years ago (who I am still friends with, although we really only talk when we hang out with mutual friends) was playing in our group on another team. I played like crap because I was a little nervous about it. which sucked because A) I would have liked to play well for my bf, and B) I would have liked to show off a little in front of my ex


I'm Team Guac. You both get the hose. Wait, no-- pen would like that. Anna gets the hose, pen doesn't. And nerds, you're spoiling his fantasies AND his dinner.

Mmm, guacamole with genuine Mexican Guacachips. Om nom nom. Don't care for other moles, though, especially the hairy kind.

By  sevans  |  0

no reason to be nervous he has moved on and I'd assume you have to but by your actions I'm probably wrong so you need to just get him out of your head