By tickyette - 14/09/2010 07:27 - United States

Today, a grasshopper jumped into my car. As my boyfriend swiped at it, the grasshopper jumped onto my chest and into my shirt. Instead of helping me get it out, my boyfriend leaned back and said, "It got to second base faster than I did." FML
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mshoes12346 3

silly grasshopper, boobs are for dudes!

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firechildredhead 0

That's one lucky grasshopper. Since there is no mention of an accident I bet he's one of the luckiest there is :) he's a keeper!

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sevans 0

AND HE WONDERS WHY THE GRASSHOPPER BEAT HIM!!!

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Jimboom 11

Lol. I can just see the cricket moterboating them puppies.. :-P

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XFlyingxPiranhaX 0

I thought I would be posting a smartass comment, but.. you win. :D

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ambowew 7

Haha nice call, kudos to the boyfriend. annowew, you babe. lmao bobo.

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rzbt21 0

WTF are you thinking? if your man wants second base, give him second base!

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UnluckyChicka 0

lol 12- I know rite! ecspecially when u wear low cut shirts!

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angela3222 0

I am a girl and if I was that guys GF I would be laughing. cause that joke is awesome

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starile 19

Maybe that's why the grasshopper jumped straight for the goods-- he was really after the cookie crumbs!

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

You really need help getting a grasshopper out of your shirt? I suppose he could've wrecked the car helping you huh? That'd be better than expecting you to deal with a grasshopper on your own. Idiot.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

How do you know he was the one driving? Chances are, she was, since she specified it as her car. It'd be safer to have the passenger help than have the driver freak out.

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Senseless_487 29

Psh, he shouldn't have bitched, then. If he wanted to get to second base, all he had to do was reach in and try to get the grasshopper out. And take a long time doing it! "I found it! No, wait, that's a nipple." :D

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